Poll: Who's hotter, Palin or Biden?

The BBQ Pit
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Food for thought: consider what McCain looked like in Guin’s link from 35 years ago, and consider what he looks like now at 72, after several decades apparently containing a lot of adulterous womanizing (not to mention a rather messy divorce, and calling his current wife a “cunt” in public). He seems to be considered permanently out of the running in the hotness stakes.

Biden, on the other hand, has been married to the same woman (apparently very happily) for 31 years (he was previously widowed). Although he’s only seven years younger than McCain, several women here (and I’m one of them) consider him still to be quite adequately hot-looking, at least. A little karmic payback, maybe?

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Well, that’s what a ballgag’s for.
But just go back to my first comment-remember, Joe Biden being played by Paul Newman?

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I wouldn’t fuck Sarah Palin with a shoplifted vibrator. I don’t care much about her accent or bangs, it’s the WHOLE person that I find repulsive, despite the beauty queen exterior.

I don’t mind older men. Joe Biden looks good for his age.

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Tough decision.
Do I spend the night fucking the brains out of a very goodlooking woman or spend fourteen hours trying to get my dick up while keeping my dinner down with a small black bloke with big ears?

It was close right up to the finishing tape but Palin won by a leg and a breast.

To be honest I’d shag her any day of the week for her inevitable look of total gratitude alone.

The one thing that worries me,apart from the possibility of her huband coming round with a hunting rifle,(Which I can totally assure you totally destroys the moment and I’m not speaking from guesswork here)is that while we’re going at it like an artificial rabbit in a Greyhound stadium her vocalisation could be a little off putting.
I like to make lovemaking a sharing experience so to make my partner realise that she is a real person and not just a convenience I talk to her as we express our love physically,you know the usual stuff…

"You love it bitch,you just cant get enough of it you cheap little slut,do you like being Daddys whore"etc.etc.

I’m sorry but you’ll just have to excuse me for a few minutes while I er…have to go and and see if I’ve left the stove on…

Phew thats better!
Right I’m back .now where was I ?
Ah yes.
Yes the point that I’m trying to make is that while I’m giving her what is probably the first orgasm in her life(And for that matter being the only bloke that she s ever met that find her clitoris without having to refer to an A toZ streetmap but I digress)

is that she will be rambling on and on with a lot of meaningless verbiage because she doesn’t know the answer to my question.
Which lets face it can be distracting sometimes.

So giving it all due consideration it would have to be a Bondage gig so that way I could gag her without destroying the romance of the occassion,either that or I could kill two birds with one stone by employing an alternative sexual practice that would be very enjoyable for me,gag her at the same time and leave both my hands free just in case I want to change channels or drink my tea.

The drawbacks with this are that it could give her sore knees and it wouldn’t give her an orgasm.

But fuck her its my pleasure that counts.
My old mum always used to say that “as long as you’re around son nobody will ever be able to say that romance is dead, your just a big softy”

Which I suppose I am really,she was always worrying about her little boy being used by scheming women and I cant knock her for it, I do tend to wear my heart on my sleeve.

But theres not much that I can do about it.

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It’s Palin or Biden, not Palin or Obama! :wink:

But I guarantee Palin has had more orgasms than you. She’s an attractive MILF. She plays hard outside, she’ll play hard in the bedroom.

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I’m really surprised that so many people here find Palin to be physically disgusting. I presume this is based solely on her policies, which as we all know are straight out of Satan’s Big Book o’ Evil (because she’s Republican, dontchaknow).

But seriously, she’s got nice eyes, a great smile, a great body, and she’s in a position of power. You mean to tell me you can’t look at that and see what some men would find physically appealing? Really?

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Do you know something about her sex life that we dont?

Or are we talking recurring fantasies here?

Or have you spent my lifetime peeking in on me and counting my orgasms?

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I just think I know her type. No, I don’t fantasize about her. Well, maybe after the sex tape comes out.

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I am shocked that we are this close to the election and a Sarah Palin sex tape has not yet surfaced. I thought for sure by now it would have…or at least nude photos.

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Maybe the people holding the material can’t decide if it would hurt or actually help Palin. On the one hand, she is a nasty dirty girl, but on the other hand, she’s pretty hot.

In Italy they elected a female porn star to parliament: http://www.imow.org/wpp/stories/viewStory?storyId=1205 Boy, in that second picture she looks like a dude…

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Actually, she reminds me of that infamous plastic surgery victim (who’s name I can’t recall at the moment) who kind of looks like a cat.

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I think she did it on purpose. I don’t even want to Google her, that’s one messed up face.

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You could be right. A porn tape of Palin might just be the big game changer that McCain is looking for. I was hoping it would be the “October surprise” but maybe the dems are worried that it would help their campaign.