- Oh no! Polls have changed again!
- Better go check if my multi-answers to previous polls are effed up
- I blame DiscoBot
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voters
You have nieces and nephews, ages 4-12, who you see maybe 3 or 4 times a year. They never refer to you as “aunt” or “uncle”, they always use your first name only. How much does this bother you?
- Not in the least. I wouldn’t even cross my mind to correct them.
- Not at all, although I would notice it and not say anything.
- I would prefer they use aunt/uncle/similar but I would not bring it up.
- I might mention it in a joking manner.
- I would ask them to use aunt/uncle/similar when speaking to me.
- I would ask their parent(s) to instruct them to use aunt/uncle/similar.
- I would absolutely insist that they use aunt/uncle/similar.
- It depends, and I may or may not be troubled to elaborate in the polls discussion thread.
- Other / something else / We’re so sorry, Uncle Albert.
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voters
The news reports are saying the zombies are attacking. You pack up your car with your loved ones and as many supplies as you can find in your house. You have enough time to reach one of the following destinations, where you will remain to ride out the emergency, however long that takes. Which do you choose?
- A church or other religious center
- A commercial airport
- A hospital
- An isolated self-sufficient cabin deep in the wilderness
- A local police headquarters
- A major university with research labs and a large library
- A mall
- A marina with boats and fuel
- A maximum security prison with big walls
- A military base
- A replica medieval castle with a moat
- A store that sells camping, hunting, and fishing gear
- A store that sells guns, ammo, and survivalist gear
- The top floors of a skyscraper, dozens of floors above street level
- An underground mine
- A Walmart
- A working farm
- I’m not going anywhere; I’m staying in my house
- I’ll seek out the nearest zombie horde and “convert” over to the other side.
- Other
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voters
You’re at a baseball game. You catch a foul ball, fair and square. It went right into your glove.
- I keep it.
- I hand it to someone I know (child, spouse, friend, another relative, etc.).
- I hand it to some random kid.
- I toss it back onto the field.
- Something else.
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voters
You’re at a baseball game. You catch a home run ball that is historic for some reason (player’s first career HR, record-breaking HR, World Series game-winning walk off HR, etc.), fair and square. It went right into your glove.
- I keep it, to keep it.
- I hand it to someone I know (child, spouse, friend, another relative, etc.).
- I hand it to some random kid.
- I toss it back onto the field.
- I immediately hand it over to the team official who comes to retrieve it and expect nothing in return.
- I hand it over to the team official who comes to retrieve it but I expect to receive some modest token of recognition from the team/player (team memorabilia, autographed merch, etc.).
- I keep it and ransom it to the team/player for all I can get out of them.
- I keep it and auction it to the highest bidder.
- Depends on the specific reason it’s “historic.”
- Something else.
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voters
When you move to a new place, do you change out the toilet seats for brand new ones?
- Yes. Only virgin toilet seats for me!
- No, that’s way overkill. A good cleaning is generally sufficient.
- Depends on the toilet seat.
- Something else.
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voters
Have you ever pretended in a restaurant that it’s your (or your companions) birthday to staff?
- Yes
- No
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voters
Peanuts:
- Shelled
- Unshelled
- No preference
- Depends
- I don’t like/can’t eat peanuts
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voters
Pistachios:
- Shelled
- Unshelled
- No preference
- Depends
- I don’t like/can’t eat pistachios
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voters
Walnuts:
- Shelled
- Unshelled
- No preference
- Depends
- I don’t like/can’t eat walnuts
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voters
Choose your 10 favorite 1960s sitcoms
- Bewitched
- Captain Nice
- Car 54, Where Are You?
- F Troop
- Family Affair
- Father Knows Best
- Get Smart
- Gidget
- Gilligan’s Island
- Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
- Green Acres
- Hazel
- Here’s Lucy
- I Dream of Jeannie
- It’s About Time
- Leave It To Beaver
- Love on a Rooftop
- Mayberry R.F.D.
- McHale’s Navy
- Mister Ed
- Mr. Terrific
- My Favorite Martian
- My Mother the Car
- My Three Sons
- My World and Welcome to It
- Petticoat Junction
- Please Don’t Eat the Daisies
- Rango
- Run, Buddy, Run
- That Girl
- The Addams Family
- The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet
- The Andy Griffith Show
- The Beverly Hillbillies
- The Brady Bunch
- The Courtship of Eddie’s Father
- The Dick Van Dyke Show
- The Donna Reed Show
- The Doris Day Show
- The Flying Nun
- The Ghost & Mrs. Muir
- The Good Guys
- The Lucy Show
- The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis
- The Monkees
- The Munsters
- The Patty Duke Show
- The Real McCoys
- I don’t consider myself qualified to give a legit answer
- Other / Whatever / 57 Channels (And Nothin’ On)
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voters
In the shelled/unshelled nut poll above, I voted as if “shelled” means:
- It has the shell still on.
- The shell has been removed.
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voters
Your preferred or main form of exercise (select up to 2):
- Running/jogging
- Walking
- A team sport
- Biking
- Swimming
- Weight lifting
- Non-equiment aerobics (jumping jacks, etc.)
- Some other sport
- I don’t exercise
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voters
- Spit
- Swallow
- Neither
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voters
- Neither/irrelevant
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voters
It makes me happier when:
- A sports team I love wins.
- A sports team I hate loses.
- I enjoy wins by teams I love and losses by teams I hate about equally.
- I don’t follow any sports enough to care that much.
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voters
A genie from the World Health Organization has an offer for you. If you can fully abstain from one specific food or drink item for five years, you will henceforth be able to enjoy that food in unlimited quantities with absolutely zero ill effects. In fact, ingesting your chosen food after five years of abstinence have elapsed will actually result in positive effects on your health; you food will be good for you. Which food do you choose? Assume that your selection will include all forms of that food (“fruit” includes wine, “chocolate” includes Oreos, etc.).
- Alcohol
- Bread
- Candy
- Cheese
- Chocolate
- Coffee
- Fruit
- Ice cream
- Meat
- Pasta
- Pastries (includes cake, pie, etc.)
- Seafood
- Soft drinks, including the sugary ones
- Tobacco (I know it’s not a food, can’t you just play along? Damn!)
- Other / I cannot choose / Just eat it (eat it), eat it (eat it), get yourself an egg and beat it
- Thank you so much for asking, W.H.O. Genie, but I will politely decline your generous offer
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voters
You are a defense attorney. You are defending a client whom you know is in fact guilty of the crime.
In this trial, you have enough advantages and skill that you are able to get your client acquitted if you so choose to. What strategy do you pursue?
- I get my client acquitted
- I only make sure that the prosecution is following all the procedures they should, but I let my client get convicted
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voters
goat yoga
- are you just randomly throwing words together now?
- that looks so cool, I would totally try it
- I would watch other people doing it
- I tried it and it was awesome
- I tried it, meh
- tried it, not doing that again
- gyros
- baklava
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voters
goat yoga
- Why is this a thing?
- Seriously, though - why?
- Did someone say “baklava”?
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voters
You’re an attorney. You represent clients which are sometimes probably innocent, and other clients which are likely guilty of the crimes they are accused of. Which of the two options would be a better outcome in your view?
- Your guilty client is acquitted
- Your innocent client is convicted
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voters
Which of the following best describes your outlook on life?
- All morality is relative. Child abuse is only wrong from one point of view
- Right and wrong exist objectively and universally. Either you’re going to heaven or hell
- This is not the badly needed third option you were hoping for, and clicking implies agreement with one of the other options
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voters
Did your parents tell you Santa was real?
- yes
- no
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voters
Did you, or would you, tell your kids that Santa is real?
- yes
- no
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