Poop. Pee.

Drop the kids off at the pool.

Exorcise the bowel demons.


Drain the lizard.

Free willy.

Negotiate the release of a chocolate hostage.
Burn a mule.

Water the porcelain.

Pinch a loaf.


See a man about a horse.

…Dog.

KITT. Tea. Cat.

Cast a bronze.
Drop a deuce.
Let the prairie dog out.



Water the flowers.
Shake hands with the unemployed.

Haircut

…

Shave

Download the brownload.

Delivery for Werribee (local sewerage treatment works).

Point Percy at the Porcelain.

Shaking hands with the wife’s best friend.

take a Reader’s Digest
cop a squat

Take the Browns to the Super Bowl.

(Its a come from behind victory)

Make an offering to the porcelain God!

When I heard this in “Zombieland” I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe. Seriously, I was getting worried.


Drop some friends off at the pool.

Ponder the mysteries of the world.

Get some paperwork done.


Drain the main vein.

Turd’s for the Turd God!

Seeing a man about a dog.

Didn’t see that movie yet.

Grow a tail.

Honk out a dirt snake.

Pinch off a loaf
Drain the radiator

old joke: Q: why are turds tapered? A: So your butt won’t slam shut.