Drop the kids off at the pool.
Exorcise the bowel demons.
Drain the lizard.
Free willy.
Negotiate the release of a chocolate hostage.
Burn a mule.
Water the porcelain.
Pinch a loaf.
See a man about a horse.
…Dog.
KITT. Tea. Cat.
Cast a bronze.
Drop a deuce.
Let the prairie dog out.
Water the flowers.
Shake hands with the unemployed.
Haircut
…
Shave
Download the brownload.
Delivery for Werribee (local sewerage treatment works).
Point Percy at the Porcelain.
Shaking hands with the wife’s best friend.
take a Reader’s Digest
cop a squat
Take the Browns to the Super Bowl.
(Its a come from behind victory)
Make an offering to the porcelain God!
When I heard this in “Zombieland” I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe. Seriously, I was getting worried.
Drop some friends off at the pool.
Ponder the mysteries of the world.
Get some paperwork done.
Drain the main vein.
Turd’s for the Turd God!
Seeing a man about a dog.
Didn’t see that movie yet.
Grow a tail.
Honk out a dirt snake.
Pinch off a loaf
Drain the radiator
old joke: Q: why are turds tapered? A: So your butt won’t slam shut.