“Training, sir!”
“Nobody fucks with the Jesus.” - Jesus Quintana
“She had the impulse control of a overcaffienated squirrel”.
Stuff like this makes me think that SDMB needs a “LIKE!” button.
“Kiss you? I shouldn’t even be doing this!”
“So you do have a plan! Yeah Mr. White! Yeah science!” - Jesse
“TIGHT! Tight, tight, YEAH! Oh, blue, yellow, pink. Whatever, man. Just keep bringing me that.” - Tuco
“Look, let’s start with some tough love, alright? Ready for this? Here it goes: you two suck at peddling meth. Period.” - Saul
“since feeling is first
who pays any attention
to the syntax of things
will never wholly kiss you;”
Eat Fresh
“If I didn’t care for fun and such,
I’d probably amount to much.
But I shall stay the way I am,
Because I do not give a damn.”
- Dorothy Parker
Never play cards with a man called “Doc.”
Never eat at a place called “Mom’s.”
And never sleep with a woman whose troubles are greater than your own.
“If life’s for livin’, what’s livin’ for?”
"Veritas odium parit” (Terence) Truth begets hatred.
I have been a soldier all my life.
“I am N’Chaka and I do not die. I kill.”
"Ah, these are the decisions that make this way of life truly satisfying to me. When one is free to pick the evils one truly desires, that is the delight of a wicked life. "
“I’m not a good person or a bad person. I’m just here to kill things.”
“The air was drowsy with the murmur of bees and helicopters”
Do not stand in our way. We will walk around you.
(This is my new motto.)
“Plenty few problems in this world that can’t be solved with a few swift kicks in the right asses!”
- Harry Truman (allegedly)
"TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH WITH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE WERE SOME SORT OF RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED.
"Yes. But people have got to believe that or what’s the point — "
"MY POINT EXACTLY. "
“…and that, Arisia, is why Mogo doesn’t socialize.”
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“My advice to you, my violent friend, is to seek out gold and sit on it.”