If you don’t have anything good to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
What?
Would add to that - how he treats the waitress is how he’ll eventually end up treating you.
Don’t stick it in the crazy.
While very sage advise, I find it is unavoidable.
It means don’t ingest the vehicle which extinguishes fires.
Good advice imho.
Or alternately,
If you don’t have anything good to say about anybody, say it anyway. Motherfuckers need to hear the truth
If it’s relatively safe and cheap and non-permanent, stop wondering about it and give it a try.
A man marries a woman hoping she will never change, but she does.
A woman marries a man hoping he will change, but he never does.
A woman looks for one man that will meet her every need.
A man looks for every woman to meet his one need.
Dave Barry’s son (a la Hal Briston): “Don’t forget to fart!”
If you ever love another, never ask for anything in return. (Steve Miller, “Nothing Lasts”)
Women need a reason to have sex. Men need a place.
If it has tits or tires, you’re going to have problems with it.
-“BB”-
Great advice.
Moderating:
Please avoid the sexist posts/jokes.
I think it actually comes from a story told about Darby Crash. He was heavily intoxicated one day and seemingly bent on devouring a toy fire truck. Don’t recall why. Anyway, friends ultimately convinced him of the wisdom not to partake. Always seemed like a bit of good, random advice to me.
It seems likely the story was told in The Decline of Western Civilization (1981), but if not, then perhaps I heard it on some Public Access show with punks (New Wave Theater, maybe?)
I like pjd’s interpretation as well.
From Zane Grey, via Col. Potter on MASH –
Never insult seven men when all you’re packin’ is a six-gun.
-“BB”-
If you dream about a toilet, don’t use it.
It is better to give than to receive, especially advice. ~Mark Twain
Check your washing machine hoses. And if they are the old rubber-like hoses, for og’s sake replace them with the newer metallic ones immediately.