So, is signing your posts like they’re goddamn letters a republican thing? Because it’s fucking retarded.
It’s not that I can’t stand him but Starving Artist does annoy me with his “Try to remember when life was slow and oh, so mellow” viewpoint, “In which decade did I leave my top hat and tails,” and "Nobody took drugs in the U.S. of A., ever, before the day after Kennedy’s inauguration* can wear on you.
But he’s a good speller.
- I’m para-ggerating.
Is “took” an alternate form of “toked”?
Any poster who has ever posted in a thread just to correct someone’s spelling or grammar. Especially if “pet peeve” is included anywhere in their post.
Yes. And no.
Would you please put your fucking sigline in your fucking sigline, so that those of us who choose to turn off siglines don’t get your fucking stupid annoying sigline shoved down our throats every post? Thanks.
Slight hijack, please correct where needed:
Bible Thumper: someone who hits ordinary people over the head with bible-ism this, scripture that, and Thou Shalt (fill in the convenient blank) everywhere from waiting rooms to check-out lines.
Bible Basher: Some one who Blasphemes (or doesn’t knee-jerk step with Pat Robertson’s 666-Club).
Bible Slammer: 99 cent Drink Special on Wednesdays Only at selected Road Houses in Tennesee.
Actually, I believe it was with Kennedy’s death that the country began its inexorable downhill slide.
That’s because I went to school in the fifties. 
Is that what he’s been saying? 99% of the time, I can’t tell what the hell he’s on about. I always read his posts in the voice of a little kid who’s telling a long, rambling joke that doesn’t go anywhere.
Indeed, I am invisible. Or does that mean I’m someone you so can’t stand that you’ve got me on ignore?
Well, that’s just fucking retarded. In any other context, it’s entirely the opposite way around. Bush basher, gay basher, paki basher all describe people who hate the thing being bashed. Why should bible basher be any different?
Screw common usage. I say that it means, “people who hate religion,” and I’m sticking to that. Who are you going to believe? Me, or the rest of the English speaking world?
That too. There’s plenty of liberals here who actually have coherent thoughts. **ralph142c **is not one of them.
lissener, that’s not my sig line. The part I only post once per thread is my sig line.
Valete,
Vox Imperatoris
Almost 10,000 posts and I’ve never done anything to annoy anyone.
Oh yeah, and anyone with numbers in his name. Think of one no one has used before. I don’t want to have to look your little suffix up to post a Pit thread about you. See, ralph, you made me spell your name wrong in my last post.
Valete,
Vox Imperatoris
ETA: Hilarious! I didn’t even see your post when I posted this, promise!
You realise that by putting “Valete, Vox Imperatoris” at the bottom of every post, you are effectively saying “goodbye” once every five or ten minutes? Unless you are going to properly go away, it’s really, really stupid.
It’s like having a face-to-face conversation with someone, and saying “over and out” at the end of every sentence.
Carol Stream, who may be the bloody hero of ATMB on the virtue of me never going there and not being able to tell, is pathologically unable to post anything non-snarky (and frequently plain pissy) in any other forum.
Skald The Rhymer’s saccharine Evil Overlord schtick was old by the time the original Evil Overlord List got shouted out of the room by geriatrics. He’s obviously aware of it and occasionally uses it to front hilarious posts, but it’s so watered down it wouldn’t stand a chance on the playground.
While we’re talking about it, the OP’s end quote always strikes me as particularly pretentious, even on this board. Which is saying a lot.
Some people can’t help but qualify their every last bleeding post but with the fact that they’re fat, bi-polar, have aspbergers or high bloody blood pressure. It’s like their brain has to run by a checkpoint to remind them that they’re fat and so they have to post it first, so they don’t get called on it, because the rest of us are obviously judging their posts by a formula based on a multiplier of inverse fucking BMI.
Other people never got over the rebellious phase of “calling out” famous literature, movies or other cultural paraphnelia as “overrated.” It was alternative back before you attended college. These days challenging the merits of Shakespeare is about as provocative as claming you don’t watch television.
And get the fuck over being able to speak and read Japanese or Chinese already.
He’s named after a book–they’re not just random numbers. Cite
Meanie. Um, I mean, “Damnes ad infernalem!”
Valete,
Vox Imperatoris
Me too!
…fuckin’ post-counting bastard…
Uh… right. Class.