Frustrating a child who holds a hammer.
What could go wrong? :dubious:
Practical testicle advice: you WILL be scratching them afterwards.
Also, you can put the cart before the horse but you can’t make him drink tequila on a moonlit night in Miami.
Now this is genius. 
Bring a spare sock when golfing in case you get a hole in one.
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I don’t get it. If your socks don’t have a hole in them, how do you put them on?
3-D printer.
So, basically, a life lesson shaped like a toy.
Socks are genus 0. Socks topologically have no hole. They are just foot-shaped manifolds. You don’t put your foot through a hole, you wrap the sock around your foot.
Pants (genus 2) and shirts (genus 3) are a different story.
I am disappointed. I came into the thread expecting discourses on practical particles and found nothing but great jokes.
Bob
Mine was…not a joke.
I take pride that everything I listed might actually work. Ok, if I’m honest some of them are a little impracticle.
Ok, some genuine practicle advice:
Don’t mix bleach with acidic toilet cleaners or descalers. The chemicle reaction releases toxic chlorine gas.
Don’t mix bleach with ammonia either. That releases toxic chemicles called chloramines.