What’s a lel? 
prognosticator fingernails being painted
Exgineer
a lel is a smack 
I thought I mentioned it. No more gum today. Got to go to work. 'Night,
lel
[Prince]
I wanna be your
Lover
I wanna be the only one that makes you come
Running!
[/Prince]
Tom P.
gum
Patience is a virtue. Rutabaga is a vegetable.
Q.E.D.
Hello. Went to my Polish class yesterday, I can pronounce the names of Polish cities now.
AbbySthrnAccent
Hello. How cool. Can you name a few? Na Zdrowie [time for a beer]
Angua
Lublin, Cedinya, Szchechin, amongst others
gum
Hello everybody.
Fuegofrío (Coldfire)
Good Morning!
Angua
ooooooooooh!
Angua to flash her knickers 
green bladder
Scuba_Ben!
flashes knickers
Tir to scare NCB
Oh, and Tir, I’m wearing trousers and socks for the mini-LonDope - I’m not taking any chances!
Tir
NCB
Happy
So, they went outside to have a smoke.
They smoked and smoked and smoked.
Then they smoked and smoked and smoked.
They also smoked and smoked and smoked.
They smoked some more.
Then their lips fell off.
inspired by Steve Martin
Desert_Larry
wrong!
leiu
Angua