chases ETF under the sofa 
sperfur
Hey, there, SuperGnat! Wanna come out and play? ::grinning evilly::
ZZZzzzt!
Oh… sorry. Let me unplug the bug zapper.
Bug Waloon
Who?
EddyTeddyFreddy.
Now is the time for all good Dopers to come to the aid of their monkey.
with a gun
3K people, give me 3K and we can finally kill this thing. (Or maybe leave it open for periodic updates.)
It! Was! The! Dukes!
Right, NCB. Let’s seek the assistance of the Man With The Golden Gun.
Only 134 more posts to 3K!!!
::Looking around in bewilderment::
Hey, where did everybody go?
Kinda lonely in here.
Anybody out there? Angua? lel? Happy?
Super Gnat? F_X? vanilla?
Idle Thoughts?
It’s echoing like a freakin’ duck’s quack in these here halls…
Giapetto
Well, I’m still here…here here
Morning. How is everybody then?
ETF?
I bet nobody expected ME to turn up ??
I bet nobody knows me…
On the law of averages, I’m gonna say
NOCLUEBOY
Strangely enough, Achilles was predicted to kill me befoe that nastyness with the heel and holly and all. Go figure.
jsonitsac
Here at last!
Hmmm…Guinastasia?
Can I play too?
Blondie
Hi, nobrainer! Are you going to pop back in now? Watch out for Angua – she likes to chase Dopers up trees and under sofas. 
Don’t forget her tendency to wear revealing clothing while teaching basic physics!
Jaade
well… I wouldn’t mind brushing up on some basic physics.
vanilla
Hey, a teacher has to get her students’ attention somehow, eh?
Now coming in for a landing, on her prognosticating broom, is:
lel!
Mr. Cynical!
Bring us Mnementh
He’s still playing with me!
NoClueBoy