Nope, she won’t. 3700 for me!
Good morning people. I had a nice night last night, and discovered that Guiness is actually very nice, and full of iron 
fizzymakegoodfeelnice
How’d your midterm paper go?
peers into crystal ball erm… Lobsang
Well, I got it handed in, on time. Now I just have to wait for my supervisor (advisor) to get back from holiday, and we can talk about it.
Pesky proposal time now.
F_X
Sinus headache leads to insomnia. Sinus medication leads to logy lethargy. I hate the change of seasons. Early Spring and early Autumn always get me this way. Little peckers.
I love Guiness and Harp. Very tasty quaffs. Y’all got Fosters over there?
Do you know why American beers are like making love in a canoe? Because it’s f**king close to water. Ha. Ah ha ha, ha…
WWI fighter ace Sofa King
Nope, the astronomer with the mostest, Angua 
Yeah, we have Fosters, tastes like rat’s piss though. 
NCB
Good Morning folks. Archergal come on down!
waves fingers in front of EddyTeddyFreddy’s face and says ticky ticky ticky dee…
turns and runs before ETF can swat her with a paw
stops to make sure ETF is giving chase
MonkeyMule
Hello… Why do you want ETF to chase you?
sperfur
Ah ha ha!!!
Er, verbenabeast.
Ah ha ha ha ha!
lel
Kitties just like to play. If I’m not chasing a kitty, then a kitty is probably chasing me.
I bet Horseflesh could tell us a thing or two about chasing kitties…
Oohh… playful kitties 
Hmmm… Chasing kitties is fun! rrrooooaar
verbenabeast
Second VerbenaBeast or maybe sperfur will come back.
HA HA HA HA HA!
HE HE HE HE HE!
HO HO HO HO HO!
Aslan
“Speak of the 'Beast”…
eh, ** Angua**?
** NoClueBoy**
Lobsang. If you post next in this thread I’ll bake you a big cake.
I like pie
Wanker
NoClueBoy, verbenabeast, Abby
Angua and sperfur – not shabby!
fizzygood makes feel nice!
Lobsang never posts twice.
Flamsterette is the essence of savvy.
To all the Dopers I’ve left out,
Please, be not wroth, be not in doubt
In my regard, you stand as high
I just can’t make a rhyme to fly
With everyone! 'Twould leaden be
And way too long for even me.
So please forgive, cut me some slack
And be not tempted me to :smack:!