So, are you predicting yourself? If not, I’m confused.
DeskMonkey
My respect and admiration, a zerbert and seven invisible pink unicorns, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr. Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, and a donkey named Dudley.
Come here, my lemon-fresh fizzygoodmakefeelnice!
Only 17 minutes 'till the weekend. Yay!
Whose up next? Since I’m on a monkey kick:
Monkey Chews
Now, 16 minutes 'till the weekend. I’m going to go potty. When I get back, I bet there will be less than 12 minutes 'till the weekend!
I pee too fast. You guys aren’t making the weekend get here any sooner by entertaining me… 
labmonkey
A monkey killed my Daddy!
No, wait!
He’s not dead.
TheLoadedDog
My respect and admiration, a zerbert and seven invisible pink unicorns, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr. Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley and a loaded dog.
**KnightedVorpalSword[b/]
My respect and admiration, a zerbert and seven invisible pink unicorns, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr. Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, and a twenty porn pop-up ads!
Fizzy!
A zerbert and seven invisible pink unicorns, NCB’s respect and admiration, a weeks worth of monkey dreams, and a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads and twelve penis lengthening spammails.
spefur
A zerbert and seven invisible pink unicorns, NCB’s respect and admiration, a weeks worth of monkey dreams, and a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads and twelve penis lengthening spammails, and Elvis in a can.
EddyTeddyFreddy’s next, by the way.
A zerbert and seven invisible pink unicorns, NCB’s respect and admiration, a weeks worth of monkey dreams, and a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads and twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, and a gallon of five alarm chili.
peritrochoid or maybe ETF OR maybe they will Simulpost.
A zerbert and seven invisible pink unicorns, My respect and admiration, a weeks worth of monkey dreams, and a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads and twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, and a gallon of five alarm chili.
And a partridge in a pear tree.
Kieth Partridge.
Bob55
I just dropped by to screw up your prediction.
<Neuman> Ta Ta! </Neuman>
Just fyi:
vanilla is a babe.
Really.
hybrid_dogfish
Oh, I was pretty much recovered yesterday. 
But I was definitely not awake at 6:40 AM today, that much I can certainly tell you. 
This is what I’d like to say to certain people:
AAARRRRRRRR!!! IF YOU SAY ANYTHING CRITICAL OF ME AGAIN, I’LL MAKE YOU WALK THE PLANK… THEN YOU’LL BE FED TO THE SHARKS! AVAST AND SET SAIL, MATEY!
Sorry, EddyTeddyFreddy. sheepish smile
I predict DreadPirateJimbo. (well, his name seems to fit with the general pirate theme of the day…)
F_X
Bet that green_bladder fella is next.
I should add that I’m going out soonish, so no fair guessing me for the next few hours. (probably the next six hours or so, depending on what we all do after Fellowship)
Beware of Saruman!
Manwe
Doesn’t anybody want a zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, my respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, a partridge in a pear tree, and six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens? Cheap at twice the price!
C’mon, Happy Lendervedder – you know you want it!
A zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, NCB’s respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, a partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), and a shrimp cocktail.
Flami
A zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, NCB’s respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, a partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), a shrimp cocktail, two Hooters Girls, and a waterlogged cigar.
Just a hunch, but my spidey senses say SanguineSpider’s gonna drop by soon.