A zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, my respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, Keith Partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), a shrimp cocktail, Captain Jack Sparrow’s affectation of swishy oddness, thirteen little red noses, and a horse that sweats.
A zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, NCB’s respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, a partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), a shrimp cocktail, two Hooters Girls, a waterlogged cigar, and a soured load of laundry.
A zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, NCB’s respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, a partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), a shrimp cocktail, two Hooters Girls, a waterlogged cigar, a soured load of laundry, Captain Jack Sparrow’s affectation of swishy oddness, thirteen little red noses, and horse that sweats, a generous helping of two-week-old collard greens, and a slice of moldy toast.
zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, NCB’s respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, a partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), a shrimp cocktail, two Hooters Girls, a waterlogged cigar, a soured load of laundry, Captain Jack Sparrow’s affectation of swishy oddness, thirteen little red noses, and horse that sweats, a generous helping of two-week-old collard greens, a slice of moldy toast and a fetid pair of gym socks.
zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, my respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, a partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), a shrimp cocktail, two Hooters Girls, a waterlogged cigar, a soured load of laundry, Captain Jack Sparrow’s affectation of swishy oddness, thirteen little red noses, and horse that sweats, a generous helping of two-week-old collard greens, a slice of moldy toast, a fetid pair of gym socks, and William Shatner on meth.
zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, NCB’s respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, a partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), a shrimp cocktail, two Hooters Girls, a waterlogged cigar, a soured load of laundry, Captain Jack Sparrow’s affectation of swishy oddness, thirteen little red noses, and horse that sweats, a generous helping of two-week-old collard greens, a slice of moldy toast, a fetid pair of gym socks (soaked in soured milk), and a shiny new nudie poster of Martha Stewart.
zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, NCB’s respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, a partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), a shrimp cocktail, two Hooters Girls, a waterlogged cigar, a soured load of laundry, Captain Jack Sparrow’s affectation of swishy oddness, thirteen little red noses, a horse that sweats, a generous helping of two-week-old collard greens, a slice of moldy toast, a fetid pair of gym socks (soaked in soured milk),William Shatner on meth, a shiny new nudie poster of Martha Stewart, and twenty one little ferrets vomitting.
A zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, NCB’s respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, a partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), a shrimp cocktail, two Hooters Girls, a waterlogged cigar, a soured load of laundry, Captain Jack Sparrow’s affectation of swishy oddness, thirteen little red noses, and horse that sweats, a generous helping of two-week-old collard greens, a slice of moldy toast, a fetid pair of gym socks (soaked in soured milk), William Shatner on meth, a shiny new poster of Martha Stewart, and fourteen broken marbles.
A zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, my respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, a partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), a shrimp cocktail, two Hooters Girls, a waterlogged cigar, a soured load of laundry, Captain Jack Sparrow’s affectation of swishy oddness, thirteen little red noses, and horse that sweats, a generous helping of two-week-old collard greens, a slice of moldy toast, a fetid pair of gym socks (soaked in soured milk), William Shatner on meth, a shiny new poster of Martha Stewart, twenty one little ferrets vomitting, fourteen broken marbles, and a blind marsupial.
A zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, my respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, a partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), a shrimp cocktail, two Hooters Girls, a waterlogged cigar, a soured load of laundry, Captain Jack Sparrow’s affectation of swishy oddness, thirteen little red noses, and horse that sweats, a generous helping of two-week-old collard greens, a slice of moldy toast, a fetid pair of gym socks (soaked in soured milk), William Shatner on meth, a shiny new poster of Martha Stewart, twenty one little ferrets vomitting, fourteen broken marbles, a blind marsupial, and pair of blue suede shoes.
Huh, I thought i fixed that “and horse” to “a horse”…
Oh well.
A zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, my respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, a partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), a shrimp cocktail, two Hooters Girls, a waterlogged cigar, a soured load of laundry, Captain Jack Sparrow’s affectation of swishy oddness, thirteen little red noses, a horse that sweats, a generous helping of two-week-old collard greens, a slice of moldy toast, a fetid pair of gym socks (soaked in soured milk), William Shatner on meth, a shiny new poster of Martha Stewart, twenty one little ferrets vomitting, fourteen broken marbles, and a blind marsupial, home made ice cream, and a large pile of hemp rope.
A zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, my respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, a partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), a shrimp cocktail, two Hooters Girls, a waterlogged cigar, a soured load of laundry, Captain Jack Sparrow’s affectation of swishy oddness, thirteen little red noses, a horse that sweats, a generous helping of two-week-old collard greens, a slice of moldy toast, a fetid pair of gym socks (soaked in soured milk), William Shatner on meth, a shiny new poster of Martha Stewart, twenty one little ferrets vomitting, fourteen broken marbles, a blind marsupial, a pair of blue suede shoes, home made ice cream, a large pile of hemp rope and a jar of mayonnaise.
A zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, my respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, a partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), a shrimp cocktail, two Hooters Girls, a waterlogged cigar, a soured load of laundry, Captain Jack Sparrow’s affectation of swishy oddness, thirteen little red noses, a horse that sweats, a generous helping of two-week-old collard greens, a slice of moldy toast, a fetid pair of gym socks (soaked in soured milk), William Shatner on meth, a shiny new poster of Martha Stewart, twenty one little ferrets vomitting, fourteen broken marbles, and a blind marsupial, home made ice cream, a large pile of hemp rope, and a drunken three-toed sloth.
A zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, my respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, a partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), a shrimp cocktail, two Hooters Girls, a waterlogged cigar, a soured load of laundry, Captain Jack Sparrow’s affectation of swishy oddness, thirteen little red noses, a horse that sweats, a generous helping of two-week-old collard greens, a slice of moldy toast, a fetid pair of gym socks (soaked in soured milk), William Shatner on meth, a shiny new poster of Martha Stewart, twenty one little ferrets vomitting, fourteen broken marbles, and a blind marsupial, home made ice cream, a large pile of hemp rope, a pair of blue suede shoes, and a phone call from God (wrong number).
A zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, my respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, a partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), a shrimp cocktail, two Hooters Girls, a waterlogged cigar, a soured load of laundry, Captain Jack Sparrow’s affectation of swishy oddness, thirteen little red noses, a horse that sweats, a generous helping of two-week-old collard greens, a slice of moldy toast, a fetid pair of gym socks (soaked in soured milk), William Shatner on meth, a shiny new poster of Martha Stewart, twenty one little ferrets vomitting, fourteen broken marbles, a blind marsupial, a pair of blue suede shoes, home made ice cream, a large pile of hemp rope, a jar of mayonnaise, a drunken three-toed sloth, and half a roll of dental floss.
A zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, my respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, a partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), a shrimp cocktail, two Hooters Girls, a waterlogged cigar, a soured load of laundry, Captain Jack Sparrow’s affectation of swishy oddness, thirteen little red noses, a horse that sweats, a generous helping of two-week-old collard greens, a slice of moldy toast, a fetid pair of gym socks (soaked in soured milk), William Shatner on meth, a shiny new poster of Martha Stewart, twenty one little ferrets vomitting, fourteen broken marbles, and a blind marsupial, home made ice cream, a large pile of hemp rope, a pair of blue suede shoes, a drunken three-toed sloth, a phone call from God (wrong number), and one dollar (Canadian).
A zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, my respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, a partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), a shrimp cocktail, two Hooters Girls, a waterlogged cigar, a soured load of laundry, Captain Jack Sparrow’s affectation of swishy oddness, thirteen little red noses, a horse that sweats, a generous helping of two-week-old collard greens, a slice of moldy toast, a fetid pair of gym socks (soaked in soured milk), William Shatner on meth, a shiny new poster of Martha Stewart, twenty one little ferrets vomitting, fourteen broken marbles, and a blind marsupial, home made ice cream, a large pile of hemp rope, a pair of blue suede shoes, phone call from God (wrong number), a jar of mayonnaise, a drunken three-toed sloth, and half a roll of dental floss, one dollar (Canadian) and a jade dragon.
A zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, my respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, a partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), a shrimp cocktail, two Hooters Girls, a waterlogged cigar, a soured load of laundry, Captain Jack Sparrow’s affectation of swishy oddness, thirteen little red noses, a horse that sweats, a generous helping of two-week-old collard greens, a slice of moldy toast, a fetid pair of gym socks (soaked in soured milk), William Shatner on meth, a shiny new poster of Martha Stewart, twenty one little ferrets vomitting, fourteen broken marbles, a blind marsupial, a pair of blue suede shoes, home made ice cream, a large pile of hemp rope, a jar of mayonnaise, a drunken three-toed sloth, half a roll of (semi-used) dental floss, one dollar (Canadian), a jade dragon, and three sets of dentures.