Hey! I just figured out I can copy and paste all that stuff!
:smack:
Damn, my fingers are tired.
Hi, Jaade!
A zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, my respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, a partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), a shrimp cocktail, two Hooters Girls, a waterlogged cigar, a soured load of laundry, Captain Jack Sparrow’s affectation of swishy oddness, thirteen little red noses, a horse that sweats, a generous helping of two-week-old collard greens, a slice of moldy toast, a fetid pair of gym socks (soaked in soured milk), William Shatner on meth, a shiny new poster of Martha Stewart, twenty one little ferrets vomitting, fourteen broken marbles, and a blind marsupial, home made ice cream, a large pile of hemp rope, a pair of blue suede shoes, a drunken three-toed sloth, a phone call from God (wrong number), half a roll of dental floss, one dollar (Canadian), a jade dragon, three sets of dentures, and a 1920s style death ray.
i’mthecowgodmoo
:o
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