wipes prognosticator shoes on lel’s prognosticator mat Why thank you. Would you like a prognosticator fruit basket?
lel
peritrochoid
Abby!
peri !
ETF!
Actually, its 16 little red noses and a horse that sweats:
Gonna tie a rubber band around my fanny and run around you screaming I’m an airplane - make me take off -
Lobsang
My wife ran off,
With the garbage man…
My wife ran off,
Yeah, with the garbage man…
Well, I don’t miss that wo-man
But somebody
Gotta empty my can!
Still Lobsang
perisanganguaflamifer
My girl Bill
Do do do
My my girl Bill
Do do do
Don’t know much
Except the way I feel
About my girl
(my girl my girl)
My girl Bill
you’re just gonna have to find yourself another woman; cause she’s my girl, Bill
Azure Eternity
Bill walked me to my door last night
And he said, “Before I go,
There’s something about our love affair
That I have a right to know.”
I said, “Who we love, why we love,
Its hard to understand.
So let’s just sit here on the couch
And face this, man to man.”
Your turn, NCB
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men
Will never put you back together again.
I’ll do you bodily harm
I’ll break your back, your neck, your nose, your tooth, your toe and your arm -
Oh, I ain’t sharin’ Sharon,
This I’m swearin’
She’s my very own.
You better leave her alone.
You’ll get your head stomped on.
Gimme another, NCB
Fourteen days and fourteen nights
Not one word did I hear
Her with her silk and champagne
Over to me in my shorts with a beer
She just left the curtains wide
And I knew she knew I could see
Her and the pug-nosed mutt
Guzzling wine and teasing me
Oh your bulldog drinks champagne
And I aint one to complain
What a perfect waste of wine it seems to be
So honey, tell ol rover that the big dogs coming over
Cause any woman that would get a bulldog drunk
Would have to be good to me
So I made a bolder move
I went over and rang her bell
I heard growling from inside
And I got scared as hell
Then the bulldog staggered out the door
And he said, “How do yo do?”
But the lady bit me on the leg
And I said “ROWF!!, I love you too!”
Super Gnat
Don’t know that one. How’s about this one:
Spent the rest of that day
And most of that night
Trying to find my brother Bill.
Caught up with him about 6 o’clock the next morning -
Naked, singing on the windmill.
He said he flew up there.
I had to fly up and get him down -
He’s about half crazy.
or:
Came home the other night
Caught the two of you alone.
Then you told me he was a nudist
Who came in to use the phone!
One more:
Gonna take over to my place
Gonna stomp on your head
I’m gonna kill you so bad
You gonna wish you was dead!
I’m gonna mess wit’ you, baby.
Next week is a dopefest at my place:
Gonna take you to a secret place where I got a vat full of dippity-doo, 16 little red noses and a horse that sweats - gonna dip you in that dippity-doo, tie a rubber band around my fanny and run around you, screaming I’m an airplane - make me take off! Horseflesh, you’re in big trouble…
sperfur seems to be hanging about.
Your Bulldog Drinks Champagne
And now:
Party of ten of the town’s best men headed for Hattie’s Shack
Said Swamp Witch magic was useful and good
And they’re gonna bring ol’ Hattie back
Never found Hattie and they never found the shack
Never made a trip back in
'Cause parchment note they found tacked to a stump
Said “Don’t come look’n again”
vanilla
NCB got me all excited - not often I find someone who knows my favorite (totally obscure) comic/music artist.
I had to go upstairs and listen to my CD. Now I’m all hot and bothered. 
Who benefits from a hot and bothered sper?
Does a sexy dance
Lobsang
I don’t like spiders and snakes
And that ain’t what it takes to love me
You fool, you fool
I don’t like spiders and snakes
And that ain’t what it takes to love
Like I wanna be loved by you.
Equal opportunity flirt sper does a sexy dance for NCB
Yipper. He’s not just another purdy foot.
Ever see him in Branson? Is cool.
Um… thanks for the dance. Is that my hat?
Nvme77
Gee, I don’t know that many hard love lyrics… sorry.
sperfur
Is it safe to come out yet?
Hmmmmmm, looks like the coast is clear…
IDLE THOUGHTS, I command your presence!!!
Well, gee – I just wanted to be sure he could hear me, wherever he is. 