This is what you get for insulting Mexicans, says the article.
There are just too many possible jokes, and you can come up with them all on your own.
I know Rule 36 covers a lot of territory, but is anyone going to want Trump up their ***?
Rants and jokes about insults are not really Elections material.
Off to The BBQ Pit.
This could start a fad for odious-celebrity-themed butt plugs . . . but they will all and always be known as “trumps.” “Hey, I just got me a Bill Cosby trump!” “When is the Woody Allen trump coming out?”
Yesterday, “Trump” and “rump” were just one letter apart. Now they are very much closer.
Hopefully not too long after it goes in.
Well, I guess I’ll be the first to say it - that looks very uncomfortable. I think I am familiar with the theory, if not the actual practice, of butt plugs, and I have to say that having all those projections (you know, the chin, the hair, the nose) on the end that goes in means that these will get very little actual use.
OK, now it occurs to me that actual use is probably not the point.
Never mind.
There’s a Santorum joke in here somewhere.
You perhaps underestimate masochism.
Does masochism explain the anomalously high support for Trump in the polls?
I think that has more to do with sadism. Granted, there’s a fine line.