Update: The doughy-faced turd fucker lost! Democrat Carol Glanville whooped his ass in the special election, the first time a Democrat has ever represented this district.
Now, she’s only filling the seat until the end of the year, and the district goes bye-bye at the end of this term, but both she and the doughy-faced turd fucker have filed to run for a full term in the newly-drawn district in the fall.
This guy sounds quite vile, too, although keep in mind that he hasn’t been convicted yet.
However, there’s some chatter that at least some of the votes may have come from people who thought their vote wouldn’t count unless they voted for all 3 candidates.
Replying to my own post: I always wonder about the women who have “affairs” with guys like this, and now that I know what I do, if the relationships were even consensual to begin with.
Michigan has another psycho running for state senate, Wacky Jacky Eubanks.
NEW: Trump-endorsed candidate Jacky Eubanks (R-MI) just called to ban birth control & gay marriage: “Sex ought to be between 1 man and 1 woman in the confines of marriage… Things like abortion and gay marriage are outside of the Christian moral order… It should not be legal.”
Well, you know what she means … it’s really about the sex being had by Those Other People. Of course anything involving a white Christian upstanding pillar of the community will be handled quietly, like in the old days. Unless it’s the son/daughter of a less powerful pillar of the white Christian community against that of a more powerful one, in which case it will be applied because even white Christian people need to Know Their Place… like in the old days.
Or else she just wants to get back at that slut Stacey who put out and stole her boyfriend in Junior year, and at him for not having stuck with her after getting what he wanted…
Everyone will be forced to have an app on the phone that reports their location and transmits sound and video 24/7. Sophisticated computer programs will watch for people not married to each other who are staying too close for too long, then a team of highly trained SexCops will listen to the audio and watch the video as long as necessary to determine if improper sex is going on.
LOL! There are probably people out there who would willingly volunteer for something like that, and not because that’s how they’d get their own rocks off.
Just pointing out I recognized all the parodies, even Soft Cell (to me the most obscure), so they aren’t wasted.
I’m a cop - I’m a boy
I’m a cop - Well I’m your mother
I’m a cop - I’m a one night stand
I’m a cop - Am I bi
I’m a cop - I’m a slave
I’m a cop - I’m a little girl
When we SexCop together…