Kenley makes my slappin’ hand itch in a way Wendy Pepper and Jeffrey Sebelia could never have dreamed of. Bitch, you are twenty five years old. That is way too old for this incessant “tragically misunderstood” crap, and way too young to stand up there and try to convince Tim Gunn, Nina Garcia, and Michael Kors that you know more than they do about fashion.
Plus, that outfit suuuuuuuuuucked. I get that she was going for a Kimora/Baby Phat thing, but she failed utterly to pull it off. Own it, honey. For once, sit down, shut up, have a coke and a smile, and stop acting like everyone owes you a tongue bath.
Diana agrees that her body of work is better than Suede’s, but not by much. Also, Diana grew quite fond of Suede, if a bit grudingly.
Jerrell’s outfit was best, but I’m okay with Korto’s win, she did some very nice work on those pants.
I love Jerrell, but I want to buy him a real shirt. He’s even more in love with his bony sternum than Laura was.