Many hands do not a Hindu goddess make.
A rolling stone _______.
A rolling stone…is Mick in a wheelchair.
You’re damned if you do ___.
There’s many a slip… when there’s ice on the pavement.
Never kick a man____________
You’re damned if you do go to hell.
Never kick a man if there’s a sleeping dog handy.
The way to a man’s heart_________.
You’re damned if you do ___ and flooded out if you don’t.
All the glitters _______
“The way to a man’s heart is straight ahead, then it’s a left by the small house with the funny roof, or was it right? Anyway, then you hang a right by the flats and take a sharp left onto the small track…it’s somewhere down there I think.”
“All the glitters don’t a Gary make.”
Hell is…
All that glitters…must be hidden when the taxman comes.
A bird in the hand _____________.
“The way to a man’s heart is straight ahead, then it’s a left by the small house with the funny roof, or was it right? Anyway, then you hang a right by the flats and take a sharp left onto the small track…it’s somewhere down there I think.”
“All the glitters don’t a Gary make.”
Hell is…
A bird in the hand makes you a pervert.
Hell is best followed by an “o”.
If you can’t see the trees for the forest, ________.
Bloomin’ hamsters…if this reply times out and double posts then I’m quiting for the day…
“A bird in the hand makes for a good Freudian slip.”
Hell is…
“If you can’t see the trees for the forest the lumberjacks got there first.”
There’s no time…
There’s no time like lunchtime.
A fool and his money…
A fool and his money need to read my prospectus.
There is no pillow so soft __________.
There is no pillow, so soft…rocks will have to do.
A friend to all ________________.
A friend to all probably likes tide and cheer as well.
The world may be your oyster _________.
Hell is best followed by an “o.” - lieu, I love that proverb. May I steal it for my sig line?
The world may be your oyster but your buttnuggets will never sing.
Laugh and the world laughs with you…
Laugh and the world laughs with you…
Cry and you’ll get on a talk show.
“Hell hath no fury_________”
Canthearya, please be my guest.
Laugh and the world laughs with you… snort and the world laughs at you.
A house divided…
Hell hath no Fury, because Plymouth stopped making them.
Early to bed, early to rise, _______.
Hell hath no fury like the '68 Plymouth.