A house divided gets two sets of utility bills.
Hell hath no fury as a toddler denied candy in a supermarket.
Early to bed, early to rise, makes you sleepy mid-afternoon.
A house divided settles property disputes in divorce cases.
Early to bed, early to rise–and you’ll be awake when the rest of the idiots are.
“The squeaky wheel__________”
The squeaky wheel…needs replaced.
An apple a day _______________.
An apple a day because I like pie.
When the world gives you lemons _________.
When the world gives you lemons, pelt them back!!
Never say…
Never say never, unless it’s in reference to something you don’t ever want to do.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice_________
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, I’ll break your legs.
If at first you don’t succeed, ______
If at first you don’t succeed, apply for another business loan.
Don’t switch horses ____________
Don’t switch horses…use the whip.
Hell hath no fury…
Hell hath no fury, as described in the above posts by TalkingHead, lieu, and Kal.
Slow but steady_______
Slow but steady is how you drink $6/cup beer at the ballgame.
You catch more flies ____________
You catch more flies if you skip wiping, than if you come clean.
A bird in the hand is better than ___________.
(I think we’re running low on proverbs…we’ll have to start making sentences that sound like they should be proverbs.)
Um, “Better late…”
Better late than never, unless you want to get pregnant.
Better safe________
If at first you don’t succeed, try again, then quit, no sense being a damn fool about it (not mine, Winston Churchill actually said that)
I’m also fond of saying “A bush in the hand is worth two on your bird”, that’s a //\etalhea|) original!
Better safe installed - now our valuables are protected.
It’s easier to get a camel through the eye of a needle…
Oops, that should read:
“It’s easier for a camel to get through the eye of a needle…”
It’s easier for a camel to get through the eye of a needle than for me to get into my boyfriend’s jeans. (OK, lame. If anyone comes up with a better one, please post it.)
Look before you _____________
Look before you f*ck - It avoids all kinds of embarrassing ‘morning after’ moments.
It’s easier for a camel to get through the eye of a needle than it is to thread cotton through the damn thing. (Kinda like your version though, Squish).
People who live in glass houses, _____________
We are really starting to run out of proverbs.
As an embroideress, I really like yours! 
People who live in glass houses have no place to hang pictures.
Not even!
Birds of a feather____________