PUGA III: Oldest Doper

PUGA Hall of Fame

Shortest Doper: Whiterabbit (4’2)
Doper with the most biological children: Uncommon Sense, Sal Ammoniac, Hilarity N. Suze (4 each)

PUGA General Rules.

  1. Saying that Dopername wins it cause Dopername is undisputed extreme answer doesn’t work. Sorry. :stuck_out_tongue: To claim the PUGA, the person MUST post in this topic telling all the nessasary info. That’s why they’re called PUGAs (Postings Until Goal Acheived). The only exception to this is found in rule 3.

  2. Please be serious and honest with your answers. Joke as much as you want about those real answers, (and feel free to just post to this topic making joking comments any way you like) but don’t ever give a number that’s greatly exaggerated if you’re answering to the current PUGA contest.

3. PUGA winners are not set in stone. The exception to having to post IN a topic to claim the title is only null and void if a new PUGA has been made. If you see someone in the Hall of Fame from the past PUGAs that you can beat, then, by all means, post in the current PUGA going on (that would be this one) and tell me. :slight_smile: I’ll then put you as the person in the next PUGA I make (and the Hall of Fame in that topic).

Specific PUGA Rules

None for this time. It’s more or less pretty self explanatory and doesn’t have any loopholes I can see. :stuck_out_tongue:

So…who’s the oldest doper in this topic?

That would be me :wink: (so far). I’m 26.

I’ll kick it up to 40.

I’ll take it up to 46.

I bid 50.

I just turned 63, but I would be surprised if I turned out to be the oldest.

In case he does a vanity search, I’ll put David Simmons name out here. He served in WWII, if I recall correctly.

Raises hand, shows ignorance:

“What does PUGA mean?”

Never mind.

I also saw Elvis when he was skinny and single. When was your birthday?

:::: sheesh :::: 9 posts and you have my 62 stomped in the mud already…

Well, let me up the ante, for the time being, to 67.

I’m right behind Barely Adequate, I got my start on 1/13/39.

So 67 is going to take it eh?

Going once…going twice…

While it does not seem possible, and hate to admit it, I was born on 8/10/27, which makes me 78, damn it.

However, am still climbing mountains, and got back today from an 8-hour mountain climb north of Phoenix.

Good on ya.

I’ll claim Highest Doper. 11,200 feet at home. Been here for 13 years. I’m about 1/4 mile from Hoosier Pass in central Colorado. I’m the guy to ask about living at altitude, even around here.

That’s nothing. I saw Elvis last month. He was in the Atlanta airport, concourse C on an ASA ticket, STILL trying to make his connection to Memphis!

My apologies for the hijack (though it’s in response to another hijack, so who should be apologizing? :dubious:)

Hoosier pass, eh? Any ideas on the story behind that name? I’ve never heard the word Hoosier used without Indiana being behind it.

Pah, I meant to preview. More apologies. That should have read

[sub] Stupid happy smilie. Always ruining everything. And he just smiles about it! Never a care in the world. [/sub]

I am seriously impressed, both by the mountain climb and the fact that you are internet-savvy.

Ooops. I saw the shortest and most children doper stats, and thought this was a general catagory, not just oldest.

Nope, don’t know why they call it Hoosier. I quick google didn’t turn up anything either.