Punchline

“Daaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiii…ryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…Queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.”

I’m not sure I can fit another one in there.

He fell off the mantle while trying to lick his own balls.

No, you can’t wear those, that would give you terrible migraines.

Take a box of Cheerios and some apples. . .

Usually, a Coke and a Snickers bar.

And if you don’t stop jerking off, you’ll never get rid of that tennis-elbow.

He said, “Fuck him. Give him a dollar.” Breakfast was my idea.

I dunno, but the Pope’s his driver.

So, how long do you want that bridge?

Dad, if you don’t stop screwing around, Moses and I aren’t going to play with you anymore.

I asked you to give him two test tickles.

All right, all right, I’ll do the damn dishes.

Wait a second, I think I can save you $10,000.

How do I know it won’t kill you like it did the cow?

Her and her first husband, or her second husband?
No, her legs.

I’ll take the chick and catch a Tory.

Then the idiots both tried to get into her at the same time and she split right up the middle.

“They gave me a chihuahua?!![