“So the duck says to the nun, ‘No thanks. I’ll do it myself’”
What is this - some kind of joke?
And he pushes the Mexican out of the plane.
What do you mean ‘we,’ keemo sabe?
“He’s not so tough. Just watch how he squirms when I drop his nuts in the hot sand.”
Wrecked 'em? It nearly killed 'em.
“Take my wife, please.”
Uh-uh. There’s no way I’m gargling after her ass has been in it.
It read, ‘Shorty’s Truck Stop, Chattanooga, Tennessee!’
“Cut the rope.”
“They threatened to start releasing them one by one.”
“He gets taller.”
“One’s a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is just a fish.”
“To keep their foreskins from crawling up over their faces.”
You call him, “Your Honor.”
The last thing I saw was that poor monkey trying to get the cork back in.
But you said to take the penguins to the zoo and I had some money left over.
Only one, and it’s not funny!
A good start.
Professional courtesy.
Every day it’s two all beef Pattys, Special Ross, Lester G pickin his bunions on a Sesame Street Bus!
That dog’s not so shaggy.
And that’s why it’s important to know a second language.
Then the train hit them.
Boss.
He didn’t have the guts.
Tea time.
Enjoy,
Steven
You don’t eat a pig like that all at once.
Back on the phone, the guy says “OK, now what?”
Somebody’s stolen our tent!
I’ll hold your monkey for you.
There’s a weasel chomping on my privates!
Aren’t you a little old to believe in witches?
It just goes to show you don’t fuck with the Lone Ranger.
You’re thore? I won’t be able to thit down for dayth!
Just wanted to let you know you left your engine running.
Admit it, you don’t come out here for the hunting.
Think how I feel. I’ll be walking back alone.
I had to. It was all one lump.
So the six other dwarves start chanting: “Dopey fuuuucked a penguin ! Dopey fuuuucked a penguin !”
I didn’t say she was mad ! I said she was fucking Goofy !
I can’t tell you, you’re not a monk.
Better Nate than lever.
A tachyon walks into a bar.
The setup is "The bartender says ‘We don’t serve your sort in here’ "
The squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws on the other two hides.
8 lbs 20"
“I wasn’t talking to you!”