Mmmmmy sususpenders aare stuck on your rearview mmmmmmmirror.
“I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy!”
“Now where’s the lady with the bad tooth?”
“You don’t come here for the hunting, do you?”
“Nothing. You already told her twice.”
I was just going to ask for directions, but now that I’m here I guess I’ll have the smorgasbord!
"As soon as I find my keys, I’ll DRIVE us out of here. "
“I rang the doorbell, didn’t I.”
Aye, I know. It’s drivin’ me nuts.
All I smell is mole asses!
“it’s your turn in the barrel.”
Sure, but do I have to stick my head in the barbed wire like that?
You’re obviously too tense.
It’s neither a son of a beech or a son of a birch. It’s the finest piece of ash I’ve ever put my pecker in.
The skid marks leading up to the coyote.
Better Nate than lever.
(Irish Accent)
“It’s alright son, I got 'im with the door”
“Sorry, lady, this just ain’t your day.”
“But you fuck -one- sheep…”
“I couldn’t find that Hanoi Hilton I always hear you going on and on about.”