Punchlines Only, Please

Mmmmmy sususpenders aare stuck on your rearview mmmmmmmirror.

“I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy!”

“Now where’s the lady with the bad tooth?”

“You don’t come here for the hunting, do you?”

“Nothing. You already told her twice.”

I was just going to ask for directions, but now that I’m here I guess I’ll have the smorgasbord!

"As soon as I find my keys, I’ll DRIVE us out of here. "

“I rang the doorbell, didn’t I.”

Aye, I know. It’s drivin’ me nuts.

All I smell is mole asses!

“it’s your turn in the barrel.”

Sure, but do I have to stick my head in the barbed wire like that?

You’re obviously too tense.

It’s neither a son of a beech or a son of a birch. It’s the finest piece of ash I’ve ever put my pecker in.

The skid marks leading up to the coyote.

Better Nate than lever.

(Irish Accent)

“It’s alright son, I got 'im with the door”

“Sorry, lady, this just ain’t your day.”

“But you fuck -one- sheep…”

“I couldn’t find that Hanoi Hilton I always hear you going on and on about.”