Yeah, but this one’s eating my popcorn!
“I’m gonna show you just one more time.”
“Fuck you, clown!”
Naw, that’s just ice cream
“…and if you had bigger tits you’d be a 10.”
Hey, this guy’s had enough. Let’s go get the guy in the tent!
A start!
Okay - I thought about adding all of these and y’all beat me to it!
That dog would bite you!
Just checking for bees, maam.
You know, Superman, you’re a real asshole when you’re drunk!
So he said “If I were a dolphin, there would be three of me!”
“I have no idea, but my ass sure hurts,” says the Invisible Man.
“There’s twenty of them!”
“Senor! Please take your feenger out of my asshole.”
And he’s the asshole who kicked my dog.
“when drums stop, bass solo start!”
“Lawzee, it’s a wonder yo guts don’t fall out.”
Don’t worry, it’s benign