So where’s this old lady with the loose tooth?
Me, in my lucky blue suit.
What, and give up show business?
Why the long face?
Hey, lady, your sign fell down!
(This one is obligatory for this type of thread.)
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.
Watson, you idiot. Somebody stole our tent.
Stand back, I don’t know how big this thing gets!
“You’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amaal.”
“Who’d want a twelve inch pianist?”
…and then I wished for a 12 inch prick.
“Sure it’s a wallet now, but if you rub it just right it becomes a briefcase.”
“Voodoo dick, my ass.”
Because they eat with their peckers.
No, but I know exactly where I am!!
Tonight it’s your turn in the barrel.
That was me first day with the hook.
This might break the rules, but …
“Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?”
“This time you hold the pigeon and I’ll crap on it.”