Better Nate than lever.
The Aristocrats!
You can tell them by the stretch marks around their mouths.
“You got me up at 3:00 AM JUST to hear some asshole singing Hello Dolly?”
“No soap, radio!”
Rectum? Nearly killed 'em!
gunshot OK, now what do I do?
Rustling
Ugly sheep.
“I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and fifteen bucks for a fucked up duck!”
Their tiny hands make your cock look big.
A hundred dollars, same as in town.
(sung) Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?
Inflation!
Because they don’t have balls to scratch.
Goddammit, Silver, I said bring POSSE!