Q: How does Rush Limbaugh make a snowcone?
A: It hit me in the side of the head.
Q: How does Genesis get the order wrong?
A: 867-5309
Damn simulposts!
Trying again:
Q: Do you have Jenny’s phone number?
A: It hit me in the side of the head.
Another one that works pretty good on its own. 
Q: What happened to my strap-on?
A: Beer and Grape Nuts cereal.
Q: What are the two least expected ingredients of pate de foie gras?
A: Fly me to the moon.
Well, that was the idea… 
Q: What can you do for two hundred dollars?
A: A half gallon of motor oil.
Q: What do you eat in the morning after a night of kinky sex?
A: J.R.R. Tolkien, Shakespeare, and Edgar Allen Poe.
Q: Who writes the Iraqi Information Minister’s material?
A: Saddam’s goat.
Q: What backs it’s butt up to the fence when Saddam approaches?
A: Only once if you do it right.
Q: How many times a night do you adjust your strap-on?
A: It’s not what you know, it’s who you know.
Q: How do you become a Straight Dope Moderator?
A: Shave off all your hair, and wear a pair of falsies.
That one works well together! – I see you’ve seen the Mod. Application Packet already!
Q: How can you do a drag imitation of Sinead O’Connor?
A: Some say love is like a razor that leaves your heart to bleed.
Q: Why are you hemoraging from your chest?
A: I had a bad run-in with Thomas Kinkade.
Q: What are you doing in that frame, and why are you stuck in the mall?
A: An orange stick for my goats.
Q: What kind of gum do want?
A: Grits, country music and Nascar.
Q: what comes out of saddam’s ass? Play as he spends quality time with his goat? Immitates as he sees BinLaden bend over?
oups
A: a green, slimy hand
that one is so easy…
Q: What just came out of Miss Piggy
A: Pit bulls with conjunctivitis
Q: What did the SDMB hampster’s look like just before they died yesterday?
A: If you build it they will come.