Q: Should I build a bordello?
A: Let there be light.
Q: What do vampires not want to hear?
A: If Clifton Chenier can do it, why can’t I?
Q: What does Section 18 of the State Penal Code forbid Governor Quinn to do?
A: [rul=“http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=178163”]Arkansas, Home of the World’s Biggest Asshole
Q: What does Section 18 of the State Penal Code forbid Governor Quinn to do?
Q: What is Clinton’s legacy? (jk)
A: Trampled by Elvis
Q: How did four of Elvis Presley’s bodyguards die when they were bocking the salad bar at Denny’s?
A: He lives in a pineapple under the sea.
Q: Where did Judge Crater disappear to, anyway?
A: A lamb without spot, bitter herbs, unleavened bread, and an empty plate for Elijah.
Q: What does the LOTR cast deserve?
A: Well, it doesn’t stink.
Q: What’s the deal with that new improved army chow?
A: Tricksy Hobbitses!
Q: What do you think of new cologne?
A: Saddam and a bucket of mud.
slow server
Q: What do you call hookers from the Shire?
A: Saddam and a bucket of mud.
Q: What are two things you can fit in a bucket?
A: Stupid poetic justice.
rather macabre…
Q: How did Wilfred Owen die?
A: Diogenes the Cynic wants to make this a very long thread.
Q: Why am I sitting here at 3:22 am posting a question?
A: Written on the wind
Q: How are lieu’s posts created?
A: It’s long, it’s hard, and it keeps you up at night.
Q: How would the average horny male advertise their penis as being?
A: Allison is sleeping.
Q: Why is Margo the Hooker answering the kinky phone sex 900 number?
A: “Do justice, love mercy, and walk humbly with thy God.”
Q: What’s on your cattle brand?
A: I think I saw it in a fondue pot.
Q: Where is all the KY jelly for the kinky sex party?
A: It’s just a straw man argument.