Q: Now where did I put my llama?
A: Five llamas, thirteen elephants, three goats and one baby zebra wearing a beret.
the curse of the simulposts strikes again!
responds to Bippy’s last
Q: What was the Wizard’s response when the scarecrow argued for a new brain?
A:Five llamas, thirteen elephants, three goats, a miniature giant space hampster and one baby zebra wearing a beret.
Q: Do you have any fantasies?
A: Donuts in the squad car.
Q: What did the cop do during the blizzard?
A: I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you.
Q. What’s the big deal about Jack Kevorkian, anyhow?
A. I’ve seen smaller, but not without magnification.
Q: What did you think of the Full Monty on Ice winter specatacular?
A: Size really does matter.
Q: What’s the General Sherman Tree’s personal motto?
A: Two slinky ferrets and a large jar of clover honey
Q: How well does Size Carpet’s make thier mats?
A: two, but only after thee.
Q: How well does Size Carpet’s make thier mats?
A: two, but only after three.
hell with it, server is crap
Q: How many times should I have kinky sex on Easter Sunday?
A: Double it and add thirty.
Q: Are you my age?
A: Because the birds are chirping.
Q: How can you tell the restroom is safe after lieu used it?
A: It’s a case of, six of one, and half a dozen of the other.
Q: How do you make an assortment of 12 donuts?
A: Ask Earl Anthony.
– phew, I thought I’d broken this thread, doesn’t the phrase six of one, and half a dozen of the other mean anything to Americans?
Q: Whom should we invite to the kinky sex party?
A: You could poke an eye out with that.
Q: Aren’t you Ron Jeremy?
A: Twenty-five bong hits and case of Molsen Golden.
Q: What’s a quality night at Bruce_Daddy’s on a Friday night?
A: White, green and red.
Damn Budweisers, let’s try again:
Q: What’s a quality Friday night at Bruce_Daddy’s?
A: White, green and red.
Q: Describe George Bush, a bush, and anti-Bush.
A: Personality and individual differences.
Q: How could you possibly not dig Star Trek: Enterprise?
A: Because it’s good for you!