Q: What did the guy say after sex on a hot, muggy day?
A: A vodka martini with 3 olives.
Q: What does James Bond drink after a night of kinky sex?
A: Only when it’s raining.
Q: Do I make you wet?
A: You cold try crossing you legs.
What the…
A: You could try crossing your legs.
Q. How can I keep these flies away from me?
A. The bird is the word.
Q: I’d like to take up Zen, but I can’t sit in Lotus? What position should I use for Christian meditation? [size=1](Yeah, it was reaching a bit!)
A: “The voice of the turtle is heard in the land.”
Q: Honey, what did the crazy man say to you before he opened his coat?
A: That was 3 hours ago!
Q: “Why are you complaining about the nipple clamps, I only just put them on you?”
A: Tapioca pudding is a good alternative.
Q. I can’t afford to buy her a diamond. What will I do?
A. Because I smell.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: 1215
Q: Dude. What time was it 4 hours and 5 minutes ago? I have trouble remebering stuff.
A: Don and Mike.
Q: OK Bruce what do you call your testicles?
A: In Sweden they call it ‘Finth lumthern’.
Q: You have more than one name for your penis?
A: Doh!
Q: Do you want to see my Finth lumthern?
A: Fortunately just some skinned knees.
Q. What’s the special at that New Guinean restaurant?
A. Because I never learned to walk.
Q: Why is that New Guinean gnawing on your knees?
A: a snapshot in a photo album.
Q: So it is blackmail verbenabeast what proof do you have about my Goat Feltching exploits?
A: It was the straw that broke the cammels back.
Q: Why is a straw a lousy cigarette holder?
A: On the island of Dr.Moreau.
Q: Romeo, Romeo… Wherefore art thou, Romeo?
A: Moebius Strip
Q. What was the National Enquirer headline when Dr. Moebius was arrested for indecent exposure?
A. The hamsters wouldn’t like it.