Q: Why can’t we search for fewer than three characters?
A: Spider-Man and Bart Simpson.
Q: Who should I not seat at the same table at my wedding reception?
A: I can’t stand the smell of melted cheese.
Q: What’s with your blatant anti-nacho bias?
A: I can’t believe you wore that shirt.
Q: Do you like my Spongebob Squarepants soccer jersey?
A: You can never trust someone who owns a poodle.
Q: What’s with your blatant anti-French bias?
A: Rule 8.01© says it’s illegal.
Q: Why can’t I use a Longerberger basket for sexual purposes?
A: Half a mile from O’Fallon, past the water tower.
Q: I seem to have lost my virginity… Where was it last?
A: a shoe
Q: What’s fit to be tied?
A: That’s what’s known as squatter’s rights.
Q: What is your favorite euphemism for defecating?
A: warm, fluffy, towels.
Q: Is there anything to eat in this house?
A: Visa and Mastercard welcome
Q: What do Bruce’s friday night dates say?
A: Under the coffee table.
Q: What’s the oddest place you’ve had kinky sex?
A: It’s a “come as you are” party.
Q: What’d your mom say when she caught you masturbating?
A: That would be the 11th Commandment.
Q: Where did I hear the phraise “Though shalt not eat hot dog buns on a Friday”?
A: Hairy the fairy and Hump the nymph.
Q: What are your plans for this weekend?
A: Angus Young
Q. Why did Angus get in trouble for drinking beer?
A. A wedge of Caerphilly
Q: Can you describe the discharge?
A: Big Cooshy Slippers
Q: What should I avoid wearing at a Metallica concert?
A: Smoked salmon, cream cheese, and a brick.
Q: What do upper class hooligans fling at windows?
A: She didn’t know what to touch.
Q: Why did Helen Keller have a nervous breakdown at the nudist colony?
A: Lakeside Park