Q What do you call the point of orgasm for a masochist?
A: If I hadn’t the world would have come to an end!
Q: Why’d you take that Valium?
A: Page 533 of the Sears & Roebuck catelog.
Q: Why, what did you use to wipe?
A: Not raw.
Q. Where’d you get that case of leprosy?
A. Just during the summer.
Q: Want to see a picture of my grandmom?
A: Made me want to turn my head and cough.
Q: When does 'beast smell like a yak?
A: Depends™ brand adult incontinence aid
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Q: whaddaya think of the 'beast’s cologne
A: Depends™ brand adult incontinence aid
Q. What did you mean when you said “depends” when I asked what you crotch smelled like?
A. Two by four and six in the hole
Q: What are you using to get those gnus to go into that posthole? and, by the way… how many ya got in there?
A: a jade dragon
Q: What’d the lumberjack give you?
A: Grant’s Tomb.
Q: What does Scope make your breath like?
A: Grant’s Tomb.
Q. What comes after “Grant’s Thumb” in the dictionary?
A. I was looking for sympathy.
Q: Why is your location Deep South, y’all ?
A: Autoerotic stimulation.
Q: I seem to recall Bippy was an Olympic Athlete… do you know what sport Bippy competed in?
A: totem pole
Q: How did the female Olympic judge describe Bippys achievement?
A: Some things are better left unspoken.
Q: Daddy, why are you sitting on a donut pillow?
A: Socks and peanut butter.
Q: What’s on my grocery list?
A: Eww, Ben Affleck spooge!
Q: What makes Matt Damon’s hair smell so good?
A: Drip, drip, drip, splosh.
Q: How did the girl rate the losers in the dating line-up?
A: That does not compute.