Q: aasna… put the poodle down… and back. away. slowly…
A: buggers can’t be choosers
Q: What do opponents of gay adoption in the UK use as an arguement?
A: Smoking on a night train, chewing on a jelly roll, and deciding that one should have a plan when they rob banks.
Q: What is the least requested jazz classic of all time?
A: Vanilla Coke
Q: What should you not take if a hippie offers it to you?
A: You’re my sugarplum, honeybun, pumpy-umpy-umpkin; you’re my sweetiepie.
Q: What was your fiancé’s wedding vow after downing those 10 vicodin?
A: It can be done, but it won’t be cheap
Q: Can Michael Jackson’s face be returned to it’s original condition?
A: A kiss on the cheek and a little sugar.
Q: What’s the cure for a sore ass?
A: Gross.
Q: What word describes 144 pictures of a naked great-grandmother in “seductive” poses?
A: Naked mole rats and star-nosed shrews
Q: Can you give me a word that both descibes Michael Jackson’s face and tells how many plastic surgeries he’s had?
A: I rubbed it until it was raw but nothing came out.
Q: What was Richard Gere buying at the pet store?
A: I rubbed it until it was raw but nothing came out.
Q: What will Aladdin never 'fess up to his princess?
A: Come fly with me, let’s fly, let’s fly away.
Q: What is the favorite song of skyjackers worldwide?
A: “Fake Friends”
Q: Who doesn’t mention the large booger hanging out your nose?
A: Two scoops of raisins in every bowl.
Q: What do you put in a set of breakfast bongs?
A: A Jesus Christ Bobblehead doll.
Q: What’s in the back of the Popemobile?
A: A bottle of bourbon and a dill pickle.
Q: What can save you from your sins and heavy traffic?
A: Scrambled eggs, grits and toast!
That’s hillarious.
Q: What is Michael Jackson’s face made out of?
A: Double stuffed Oreos and a box of condoms.
Q: What should I take when cruising the girl scout convention?
A: Safety is always my first consideration.
Q: What were the sole props used in the recent interracial porn flick?
A: Great tits and blue-footed boobies