A: You know what goes great with haggis?
Q: A kilt and a ham sandwich.
Q. What letter was voted out of the Greek alphabet?
A. Bob Dylan’s 115th Dream
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Q. What were the last two things Angus McPherson gave Mama Cass Elliot?
and once again…
A. Bob Dylan’s 115th Dream
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Q: In which dream did Bob Dylan play an intire concert wearing only his pjammas?
A: The entire girl guide movement dressed up as daisies.
Q: Which field would you like to lay in?
A: A pumpkin and a power saw.
Q. What would you start with if you wanted to win the “Least Subtle” prize at the jack-o-lantern contest?
A. Larry, Moe, Curly, and the Prince of Wales
Q: Who were the original Fantastic Four?
A: John, Jacob, Jingleheimer, and Schmidt.
Q. Who were the original Math-Challenged Five?
A. Pasta con broccoli
Q. What is former pres Bush NOT having for supper?
A: Sweet Potato Queens’ Big Ass Cookbook and Financial Planner
Q: What’s free with your purchase of a set of Ginzu knives for $19.99 (plus $4.95 shipping and handling)–a $40 value–if you call 1-800-EAT-SPUD within the next 20 minutes? (Hurry! Call now! Supplies are limited!)
A.: African or European
Q: What is the airspeed of an unladen spit?
A: As much wood as a woodchuck could
Q: How much wood can you declare through Customs?
A: Help! Help! The house is on fire!
Q: What were the last words of Saint Erroneous after he misstook the cooking instructions on his pop tarts?
A: Two watermelons in a plastic shopping bag.
Q: What did the nearsighted man confuse with Dolly Parton?
A: business class
Q: What, based on recent evidence, seems to be oxymoronic?
A: Thomas Kyd stole my bacon again!
Q: Willie Shakespeare, where is your book?
A: She had sightless eyes, telling me no lies, knockin’ me out with those American thighs.
Q: Who is Monica Lewinski, Alex?
A: Bastille Day
Q: What can you tell me about that blind honest hooker I saw you with?
A: The sinners have much more fun
Answering verbenabeast:
Q: What is a good excuse to get drunk and loot an armory?
A: Orson Swindle
Answering Polycarp:
Q. What’s the difference between sinners and Detroit Tigers fans?
Answering Gov. Quinn:
Q. Who directed and starred in the movie “Citizen Con”?
A. Joe DiMaggio’s jockstrap