Question and Answer thread

Q: Can you ask me a question that has a question for the answer?

A: Two turntables and a microphone.

Q. Didn’t you understand me when I said Get Back?

A. It’s a long way to Tiperarry.

Q: Why should I fill up my gas tank before going on vacation?

A: I must have forgotten to decline.

Q: How did you get appointed Ambassador to Burkina Faso?

A: Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.

Q: What did you dream about last night?

A: Power and politics.

Q: What temptations will Polycarp face in the coming ellection?

A: All the pussy you can eat.

Q: What’s so great about doggie heaven?

A: A voice said to me,“Don’t kill the buffalo.”

Q: Why were you trying to strangle that elephant?

A: Clearasil Pads

Q: What makes acne run like it’s never ran before?

A: Too much pepper. Way too much pepper.

Q: What’s the matter with your milk?

A: It’s squirted out in a large, lazy arc.

Q: What happened when you used the garden hose with the hole in it?

A: There’s a time and a place for everything.

Q: QueerGeekGirl… why in the name of all that is holy are you hanging from the ceiling fan, nekkid, clucking like a chicken?
A: A pint of stout

Q: What’s better than a pint of wimpy?

A: She shaved her back.

Q: How did verbenabeast know that his girlfriend was cheating on him?

A: Songs for Swingin’ Lovers

Q: What was QueerGeekGirl clucking wlist upon the ceiling fan?

A: Rock and Roll never forgets

Q: Why don’t the Osmands reform?

A: Always choose the red one!

Q: What did the yellow M&M say to the firing squad?

A: Surfing cows.

Q: What will be in the next California dairy product commercial?

A: Roy Jenkins, eating mashed potatoes.

Q: What do you think about when you need to avoid an erection?

A: Press the clutch and brake peddle firmly.

Q: How do you make the hard sell on a manual transmission car without an accelerator?

(Assuming that Bippy meant to have a comma after “brake”)

A: Seventy-four and a half, unless it was a Tuesday.