Q: Who was seen leaving QueerGeekGirl’s bedroom through the window this morning, and how did they do so?
A: The “Putz” smiley and www.scaryclowns.com
Q: What’s a good time to KCSuze?
A: Fourteen thousand, two hundred and twenty five paperclips hanging from the ceiling.
Q: How many and where do you need to place paperclips in order to foil the Illuminati?
A: Nutley, Belleville, and Bloomfield.
Q: What are three places everyone should make a point to visit; seeing as they’re the monkey love capitals of the world?
A: There is no answer. That is the answer.
Q: What kind of metaphysical crap is this?
A: The real yellow pages
Q: Okay, then, where can the real answer be found?
A: Rainbows, puppies, and the smile of a three-year-old
Q: Where can I get the number for the real Yellow Cab Company?
A: Slip sliding away.
Q: What’s happening to Art Garfunkle’s career?
A: A mirror and a crayon.
Q: How does Courtney Love apply her make up?
A: A peanut butter sandwich.
Q: What does Davebear keep under his hat for emergencies ?:
(missed out earlier from Poly
A: Rainbows, puppies, and the smile of a three-year-old
Q: What are some of the prominent images from Poly’s campaign ad?
A: your my blue sky
Q: What suggests the recent release of fluids?
A: Four on the floor.
Dang…
A: your my blue sky
Q: What do you say to a nekkid Paige Davis?
Q: How do you start a Kinky Sex party?
A: The convent of the Poor Claires.
Q: Where do behaviorally challenged impoverished Claire’s go?
A: Every wrong will be righted.
Q: What happens to Weeble wrongs?
A: This is your libido on crack.
Q: What’s this funny feeling down deep in my tummy? And what’s that spoon to do with it?
A: Voices. A thousand, thousand voices.
Q: What do you hear when you are alone in the dark?
A: Bend over and think of England.
Q: What sings the happiest song in the world?
A: Department of Energy
Ack! Ignoring mine…
Q: What did George tell Congress?
A: Department of Energy