Q: Cheney said what what to Vincente Fox at a White House dinner thrown in his honor?
A: It makes the little hairs on the back of my neck stand up.
Darat, another simulpost!
Q: What geographic location is sure to make second-graders giggle?
A: It makes the little hairs on the back of my neck stand up.
Q:Suze… why do you listen to that Shaun Cassidy album over, and over, and over…
A:Hot and spicy
Q: What words are never used to describe verbenabeast? <ducks and runs>
A: All the snow cones you can eat.
Q: You cheap bastard, what’d you get me for my birthday?
A: The back seat of a '57 Chevy.
Q: Where was the SDMB goat conceved?
A: 15, love.
Q: Bippy… how old IS your girlfriend?
A: triple word score
Q: What’s the best opening line?
A: A potato gun and a bag of Russets.
Q:What should we get when we go drinking?
A: And thats why I have no hair on my body.
Q: Teelo you always wear chainmail underpants and vest, doesn’t it get uncomfortable when hairs get caught in the links?
A: Sleep with them all.
Q: Bippy What did you think you were gonna do?!? Sneaking backstage at the miss nude argentina pageant?
A: Just throw it in
Q: Do you really think we should include the contents of Velma’s cooler in the chili recipe?
A: My older brother really likes Wolverine.
Q: Do you prefer for it to feel like Apple Pie?
A: They had to remove her utopian tubes.
Q: I hear you’re sister had some repronectice health issues… something with her bovaries, or volga, was it?
A: a Splitting headache
Q: What do you get if you nuclear fission occurs in you hypothalamus?
A: I’ll do it, if it doesn’t hurt too much.
Q: Mind if I squash your testicles with a sledgehammer?
A: That was on the second album.
I am an idiot. I don’t get it. <scratches head>
On with the show…
Q: Hey lieu, I heard you were briefly one of Gladys Knight’s Pips. On which album can we hear you?
A: The largest tube of toothpaste you can find.
Q: What do you want to scrub your eyeballs with after finding your son humping an apple pie?
A: Pieces of eight.
Q: In the Prisoner episode “Many Happy Returns”, what can be seen on the beach when No.6 is captured by Rover?
A: Slap happy, and looking for a fight.
Q: So how is Za Za Gabor these days?
A: There is no spoon.