Q: What’s in the blender?
A: Please God, don’t let him be naked.
Q: What was Eve’s first words to God?
A: Twenty bucks, and a dozen Trojans ought to be enough.
Q: What do we need to get this big wooden horse through the gates and win a surprise battle?
A: About half a mile up, on the left.
Q: Where’s the colon polyp?
A: Butt ugly, yet it had a nice flavor.
Q: How would you describe Cecil’s love stick?
A: The Weather Channel’s Tuesday forecast.
Q: What is the most exciting thing on TV now Buffy has finnished?
A: She may be a zombie, or a ghoul, or maybe even a vampire.
Q: What is your girlfriend like, Bippy?
A: Sittin’ downtown in a railway station. One toke over the line.
Q: How did Henriette Pussycat finally end up after Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood was cancelled?
A: A needlepoint giraffe.
Q: You’ve used up all the needlepoint smaplers, now what are you going to do?
A: Graf Zeppelin, Hindenberg, R-101, and Los Angeles.
Q: Where can you always find flying lead?
A: It expands when wet.
Q: What’s so good about that Magic-Plastic dilldo?
A: Blood is thicker than water, but mucus is thicker than blood.
Q: Which gang is tightest… the Crypts, Bloods or the Loogies?
A: A fistful of dollars.
Q: What does Mike Tyson tip with?
A: Absolutely nothing.
Q: What do we get out of this question-and-answer thread?
A: Easy like Sunday morning.
Q: What will the Fonda/Hopper evangelical remake be called?
A: Bosco.
Q: lieu in which Russian city did you get your nose cut off by the local mafia?
A: At the fetish store clearance sale.
Q: My that red rubber ball looks good. Where did you get it?
A: It’s a thread to get your post count up.
Q: How would you describe a G string?
A: Those aren’t pillows!
Q: lieu your Widow Twankey pantomime costume looks fantastic, how did you get two pillowes to look so precisely like a pair of breasts?
A: Remember to chainge the oil every three months.
Q: What do you not want to hear when buying skin lubricator?
A: “I’m sorry, but there was nothing that we could do.”