Q: What would a polite, lazy Cat In The Hat say to you?
A: Two Ding Dongs and a Fresca.
What is Dumb and Dumberer about?
Q: What is Dumb and Dumberer about?
A: They stab it with their steely knives but they just can’t kill the beast.
Q: Why did the evil dwarves finally decide to leave 'Beast alone?
A: rock, paper, scissors
Q: Name three things you don’t want to find in a stool sample?
A: It has been to hell and back.
Q: What’s the story behind this handbasket you’re selling?
A: 400 marbles, and one “Snicker snack.”
Q. How much do you want for that vorpul blade?
A. I thought I heard something go “plonk.”
Q: What happens when you crap off a porch?
A: Twist and shout.
Q: What are the instructions on the new Spiral Pummice Stone butt plug?
A: may cause severe alergic reaction which may include:
hives,
asthma,
facial swelling,
shock.
Q: Why, exactly, are you sellin’ yer Spiral Pummice Stone butt plug Bippy?
A:a walk-off home run
Q: What did my ex-boyfriend call me because he couldn’t score any more?
A: The construction worker from the Village People.
Q: What did you say that ex was doin’ these days, Suze?
A:a Numismatist
Q: Where should I take that rare Roman gold piece featuring a profile of Wayne Newton?
A: The Mets
Q: What (or whom) else is that ex doin’, Suze?
A: a tired joke I cannot stop going back to
Q: verbenabeast, who’s on the phone?
A: In about 6 weeks.
Q: When will verbenabeast to give up eir tired old joke?
A: The w**dch*ck question.
Q: What was n*ckers first straight dope question?
A: Give us some of what you’re smoking, Scuba_Ben.
Q: What do you want now?
A: This is what we do to ALL people who revive old threads for no apparent reason.
Q: Governor Quinn Why has your spleen been surgically removed, and replaced with a nest full of Hornets?
A: I would if you paid me.
Q. Would you give me $200?
A. Because organized crime forces us to buy an inferior product.