Q: Hey! Where’s all my cocaine?!?!?!
A: If you build it, they will come.
Q: What was the concept behind the first San Francisco bath house?
A: It’s a portal to another dimension-no drinks allowed.
Q: What phrase from a song comes to mind when I sayu the words “oral sex during a full gale”?
A: “Everybpdy’s going to jump for joy.”
Q: What happens when we suspend Joy, naked and oiled, from the ceiling?
A: Insane in the brain.
Q: How do most of Martha Stewart’s employees describe her?
A: Sugar-coated chocolatey goodness.
Q: What did Liberace call oral sex?
A: About 20 pounds, but the elephant’s gaining.
Q: What should one expect to pay in the UK for an emaciated pachyderm?
A: Because FDA regulations prohibit it.
Q: Why can’t I have my ginger ginseng ginkgo Sobe tea? !!
A: She said, it’s a mystery that nothing smells right.
Q: So, how did you know that she’d never met a slaughterhouse worker before?
A: Ahoy mates! It’s pounding time!
Q: How did Blackbeard say when his crew came to port in Greece?
A: All the jumbo shrimp you can eat.
Editor’s note: The pounding I meant was of a sexual, not violent nature, lest anyone misunderstand.
Q: What’s the special at the Dragnet Seafood Buffet?
[trying to think of the word for the gargantuan net]
A: See Spot run.
Q: What was written on the crash at Roswell?
A: E. J. Swankhammer, W.C. DeVille, and Col. Mick O’Shaunassey.
Q: What were the real names of the founding members of Poison?
A: Two buses and a train.
Q: What vehicle would you use to run down George W. Bush?
A: Duct tape. Lots of duct tape.
Q: What will Miller use to seal his orifices if he runs out of epoxy?
A: The ghost of Elvis.
Q: Who was missing in Ghostbusters?
A: Popeye got pissed.
Q: Why is there spinach all over the walls?
A: Pigeon feathers.
Q: Why is there spinach all over the ship?
A: Pigeon feathers.
:mad: dumb dubbleposts!