Q If you don’t have an indicator light, how do you know the stove is on?
A Well, he’s German.
Q If you don’t have an indicator light, how do you know the stove is on?
A Well, he’s German.
Q: Who’s the filthiest superhero you could think of?
A: I’d rather have a V8.
Q: Why don’t you like your orange juice OR your engine?
A: Because it looks good in a pale moonlight.
Q: Why is it popular in Canada for politicians to ‘take a long walk in the snow’ before retiring?
A: Any large commercial aircraft.
Q: What’s only slightly smaller than yo’ momma?
A: Winston Churchill’s last cigar.
Q: What is encased in a gold sphere at the top of Nelson’s Column in Trafalgar Square?
A: It’s also known as “wide-gauge.”
Q: What’s the other name for a device used by Dopers when commenting upon the excessive size of someone’s butt in a thread?
A: A staplegun or napalm-you choose.
Q: How do you take care of “land piranhas”?
A: 52 metres.
Q: According to FAA rules, at what height will I need to install these lights?
A: It’s worse than you think.
Q: Thus far we’ve endured rabid hedgehogs, the over 70 Penthouse Playmate Chorus line, and badly marinated rubber chicken. Is this the end?
A: If the Professor and I could just extract sufficient energy from the palm fronds and cocoanut meat, we’ll build the nuclear reactor to power the Minnow and get off this Godforsaken island.
Q: “What’s the recipe todaaayyyy, Jim?”
A: Salt, pepper, canola oil, and a teddy bear.
Q: Why do orks always wear head gear?
A: Into the complete unknown.
A: Dumbass
Q: What would the Skipper have called Gilligan were the show being produced for MTV?
A: Stir-fried teddy bear?
Q: What does Santa leaves if you’ve been REEEEALY bad?
A: A crotchless hooker.
Q: What’s the most useless thing in the world?
A: Because I’m an idiot.
Q: Why did I vote for Nader?
A: They said I’d go blind.
Q: Why don’t you stick forks into your eyes anymore?
A: By order of Maj. Gen. Golden, I declare this area closed.
Q: What did Col. Sander’s replacement say upon receving command?
A: Oh my goodness; that looks like it hurt!