Q. So what happened when the in-laws came over?
A. It changed in the morning.
Q. So what happened when the in-laws came over?
A. It changed in the morning.
Q: What does it usually do after dinner, dancing, and a night of consensual sex?
A: Run for your lives!! The porcupines have stampeded!!
Q: What did Captain Bob say just after he said, “Men, we’re in a prickly situation…”?
A: MP5s.
Q: In an effort to avoid prosecution, what did the makers of MP3’s change the name of their product to?
A: Captain Biff, the Minnesota 4, and Willie and His Fabulous Hand Jive.
Q. Can you say a sentence that rhymes with hive and talks about Captain Biff and the Minnesota 4?
Oh come on, I have no idea who those are…
A. He wasn’t suppose to be in the box.
Q: What comment got me fired at my job’s “think outside the box” motivational meeting?
A: Say hello to mah leetle fren’.
Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Monica before he hosed the infamous dress.
A: Only if you eat 23 watermellon seeds.
Q. Can you give me a quarter to make a phone call? I have only one, you see.
A. Don’t mind Harry. He hasn’t had his meds yet.
Q: Why has Harry started urinating in the punch bowl?
A: This punch tastes funny.
Q: what would you say if i box your tongue?
A: Aaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhhh!
Q: Does my bum look big in this honey?
A: Thats classified information maam
Q: Excuse me, can I trouble you for the correct time?
A:Heel to toe.
Q: How should I practice walking for field sobriety tests?
A: I thwear hive olney had twoo beerrss!
Q: What do you never want to hear your three-year-old daughter say?
A: Wow, that’s ome pretty slutty makeup you’ve got on…Dad.
Q: It was really tough at the plant today, can I count on my ever-lovin’ family to make me feel that life is worth living?
A: Mr. Five by Five.
Q: What’s the name of that really popular male stripper?
A: To the window, to the wall.
Q: Where’d that stuff that hit the fan go?
A: Never, ever put Tabasco on it!
(You shouldn’t know who they are, as they don’t exist.)
Q: Why did my 1920’s-style Death Drink burn a ulcer the size of Montana into my stomach?
A: It is customary in these parts to run the LibDems on Jeremy Thrope’s birthday.
Q: peritrochoid, what have you learned about jock itch?
A: Don’t you stray from the narrow way.
darn… it was funny, too…
Q: why is Hillary Clinton goring that dude in the white pants?!?!
A: Don’t you stray from the narrow way.