Question and Answer thread

Q. So what happened when the in-laws came over?

A. It changed in the morning.

Q: What does it usually do after dinner, dancing, and a night of consensual sex?

A: Run for your lives!! The porcupines have stampeded!!

Q: What did Captain Bob say just after he said, “Men, we’re in a prickly situation…”?

A: MP5s.

Q: In an effort to avoid prosecution, what did the makers of MP3’s change the name of their product to?

A: Captain Biff, the Minnesota 4, and Willie and His Fabulous Hand Jive.

Q. Can you say a sentence that rhymes with hive and talks about Captain Biff and the Minnesota 4?

Oh come on, I have no idea who those are…

A. He wasn’t suppose to be in the box.

Q: What comment got me fired at my job’s “think outside the box” motivational meeting?

A: Say hello to mah leetle fren’.

Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Monica before he hosed the infamous dress.

A: Only if you eat 23 watermellon seeds.

Q. Can you give me a quarter to make a phone call? I have only one, you see.

A. Don’t mind Harry. He hasn’t had his meds yet.

Q: Why has Harry started urinating in the punch bowl?

A: This punch tastes funny.

Q: what would you say if i box your tongue?

A: Aaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhhh!

Q: Does my bum look big in this honey?
A: Thats classified information maam

Q: Excuse me, can I trouble you for the correct time?

A:Heel to toe.

Q: How should I practice walking for field sobriety tests?

A: I thwear hive olney had twoo beerrss!

Q: What do you never want to hear your three-year-old daughter say?

A: Wow, that’s ome pretty slutty makeup you’ve got on…Dad.

Q: It was really tough at the plant today, can I count on my ever-lovin’ family to make me feel that life is worth living?

A: Mr. Five by Five.

Q: What’s the name of that really popular male stripper?

A: To the window, to the wall.

Q: Where’d that stuff that hit the fan go?

A: Never, ever put Tabasco on it!

(You shouldn’t know who they are, as they don’t exist.)

Q: Why did my 1920’s-style Death Drink burn a ulcer the size of Montana into my stomach?

A: It is customary in these parts to run the LibDems on Jeremy Thrope’s birthday.

Q: peritrochoid, what have you learned about jock itch?
A: Don’t you stray from the narrow way.

darn… it was funny, too…

Q: why is Hillary Clinton goring that dude in the white pants?!?!

A: Don’t you stray from the narrow way.