Q: Are you up for ANYTHING the gang suggests?
A: Far below the surface of the earth, biding its time.
Q: Where is my lunch?
A: That was the last time your mom told you so!
Q: What is the latest government policy announcement regarding dealing with interim issues that have not been addressed by prior administration programs, having to do with articles of indefinite determiniation?
A: If you put honey on it, she’ll lick it.
Please disregard previous post-I wan’t taken to the last post.
Q: What was the last time you and your big sister did the nasty?
A: Asparagus, perhaps with peanut butter.
Q: Do you have an alternate meaning for the acronym APB?
A: The first time he did it, he got sick to his stomach, and the second time his hat flew off.
Q: What happened when the English-speaking Canadian tried to properly pronounce ‘ratatouille’?
A: My scanner!
Q: What did Peter Weller say when he heard you were dating his girlfriend?
(come ON- I want obscurity points!!)
A: That’s not supposed to go there!
Q: What did Peter Weller say when he heard you were boffing his girlfriend?
A: I don’t know anything about Peter Weller
Q: who’s peter weller? you know the guy?
A: yeah, wish i can reboot my system like the terminator without crashing…
Q: What do you want for Christmas, little Doper?
A: A Ram 350.
Q: What’s that animal way over there, and how many of them are in that field down the road?
A:The new schedule just came out, and I have to work nights for a month.
Q: What happened at the mill that got you so angry?
A: Nobody’s up for tennis, and half the city is on fire.
Q: What is John McEnroe so pissed about this time?
A: Because I’m wearing a turban
Q: Why are you so cool?
A: The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
Q: Any suggestions on where we might take this dead body?
A: Don’t poke it with that!!
Q: Should I poke it with * that *?
A: Almost 15 pounds of uranium.
Q: What the hell did that guy eat?
A: The fourth moon of Jupiter.
Q. So, where are you from?
A. Two cases of beer and a miniature poodle.
Q: So, what did you pack for the camping trip?
A: Between my sister’s thighs.
Q:Looking for the second line to a song that begins,“Where will I find your eyes?”
A:Spinning round and round in my desk chair 'til I pass out.