Sorry, A: 36 is good, 42 is better.
And don’t even ask where that / came from…
Q: Where did that come from?
A: She used the little pointed one, with the removable tip.
Q: “What waist size tighty wighties do you prefer?”
A: Big enough for the two of us, or three at a squeeze.
Q: Hey, how’s your new $1,800/month apartment?
A: Well, it is big and shiney.
Q: Mr. President, why are you fondling that MOAB?
A: This is the wrong forum for this question.
Q: Hey, big smelly mod, why did you close my thread, you jerk?
A: Please do not defecate on the ground.
Diogenes the Cynic, that is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. I have now joined the ranks of dopers who have spit something onto their moniters.
Q: DUUUUDEZ!! anybody wants to git HIGH?
A: Only with rice and lentils.
Q: Do you often fantacize about sex with food?
A: I thought I put it back. I meant to put it back. What did it do now? Stupid, little, no good…
Oh, crap. Sorry about the simulpost.
Q: What the hell is Cher doing?
A: Only with rice and lentils
Sigh. I have terrible timing.
Makes for really interesting Qs & As, though…
Q: Young man, where is your little brother?
A: Many, many reasons, too numerous to mention.
Q: What do you prefer to blow your nose with?
A: They lit a trombone on fire.
aaarrrrrrrghh! I’m leaving.
Q: Why can’t we slide around all greezed up, naked on the linoleum?
A: You can swivel on it.
dang
[going with criminalcatdog’s answer]
Q: What can I do with a broken hockey stick?
A: I thought he was already dead.
I’m kind of liking the simulposts. It’s surreal-ish.
Q: Why did you gut and clean your hunting partner?
A: No, that was Pope Urbane III. I’m talking about Innocent IV.
Q: Isn’t he the one who asked his followers to worship hotdogs?
A: The baby’s half way out.
Q: You’ll tell me, won’t you, when your water breaks?
A: Three chili dogs and a malt.