Q:Doctor why have you got that sink plunger in your hands?
A: It was two and six-pence in the early 60’s.
that was “Q: Doctor” silly smileys
Q: How much for a night with the Queen?
A: It’s easier upside down.
Q: What’s the best way to have sex while sky diving?
A: Beaten with coconuts
Q: What’s the best way to have kinky sex in Papaya New Guinea?
A: Covered in oil, wrapped in banana leaves, and heated until done.
Q: What’s the best way to have kinky sex inside your oven?
A: The house was flooded and they had no place to go.
Q: Why did they have kinky sex in the oven?
A: 3000 feet above sea level, smoking a pipe.
Q: Where does Popeye like to have kinky sex?
A: Play Freebird!
Continuing a trend…
Q: What’s the best music to have playing while having kinky sex?
A: But I thought the yak belonged to you!
Q: What did one person say to the other while finding a yak in their bed during kinky sex?
A: I bought my socks at the drugstore.
Q: Where did you get those socks?
A: Four dozen shaved weasels, Abe Vigoda, and the University of Notre Dame Marching Band.
Q: Who’s in your wedding party?
A: Gregorian chants.
Q: What art form is Will Smith least likely to go into next?
A: The Supreme Court said so in Kirkpatrick v. Preisler.
Q: What do you mean, it’s two for flinching? Cite?
A: A red-assed baboon.
Q: Sir, I’m afraid we’re going to have to ask you a few more questions regarding this horrific incident. What did you do after sexually assaulting the yak?
A: Two oranges, one glass Coke bottle, and a handful of daffodils.
Q: What does Madonna wear in her most recent video?
A: The immaculate conception.
Q: I had this idea for a perfect sphere… What should I call it?
A: I hope that I get old before I die.
Q: What is Rodger Daltrys new single titled?
A: Sanatogen, Viagra, and two 60 year old prostitutes.
Q: What’s in Bob Dole’s bedroom right now?
A: 3 purple elephants
Q: What is in Elizabeth Dole’s bedroom right now?
A: I don’t want the world, I just want your half.