Q: I’m hungry. What do you have in the fridge?
A: Sand dunes.
Q: How would dyslexic Daniel advertise his photographs of the naked female form?
A: A blood test, followed by a lobster dinner.
Q: So, what are you going to do in the Count’s castle?
A: Run away!!!
Q: What’s that guy saying, I can’t hear a thing over the clattering of all those coconut shells?
A:A root canal? Oh yes, please do!
Q: So, what method or torture should I use on you?
A: “Tis a far better thing that I do, than I have ever done”
Q:[ A lighter, an asshole, and a crowd] What can I say to really designate this event as the pinnacle of my shameless existence?
A: Jelly doughnuts, and lots of 'em.
Q: What is necessary for a firemen’s convention, before the beer?
A: The yellow lace should have the slightest scent of butterscotch.
Q: How can I determine if these curtains were hanging in a confectioner’s?
A: Scraping her shoes, and THEN getting on the bus.
Q: Look, she stepped in the brain cavity of a decaying corpse – do YOU have any suggestions for getting rid of the smell?
A: Damn! I would, but I’m fresh outta frogs.
Q: I’m about to take the midterm for Mad Scientist 101. Can you provide me with any animals for mutative purposes?
A: Horatio Zotti never saw it coming.
Q: It was the right consistency, the,perfect trajectory and the speed was amazing, in essence the ultimate spitwad-guess what the upshot of all this was?
A: Hey, I didn’t order no pizza!
Q: Anyone know what’s in that big box on legs above the art school? Anyone? Bueller?
For Sunspace A: Day of the week panties.
Q: Why does the boss keep lifting Babette’s skirt?
A: A chipmunk, some grape jam, and a wind-up monkey.
Q: I forget – what are the three ingredients for Mom’s Homemade Jam?
A: Because I cut my little toe off with the weedeater, that’s why.
[oops <blush>]
Q: What did the police find in Little Timmy’s backpack after the ‘incident’ at the mall?
A: Celine Dion.
Q. Whatcha listening to?
A. Because I’d only have to do this once in my life.
Q: Awright, but only because you promised: the coconut shell bra, the whirly-copter beanie and the cellophane muu-muu; how many times do I have to ride the bus in this outfit?
A: Great green gobs of grimy, greasy gopher guts.
Q: What is the chef serving today?
A: Ziggy played guitar.
Q: Who was it that played a stringed instrument while Rome burned?
A; So crisp, it made my teeth hurt.
Q: How would you describe Babette’s edible underwear?
A: Thar she blows! :Ahab Smiley: