Is that why Comic Sans comes in regular and bold?
Because it isn’t available in timid?
What are you, a wise-ass?
Isn’t that better than being a dumb-ass?
If Oedipus were a donkey, would he be a dumb-ass motherfucker?
Have you had just about enough of these motherfucking tragic Greek kings in this motherfucking Straight Dope thread?
Shall we yet again return to dad jokes? 
Anyone know a good mom joke?
Did moms tell jokes?
Didn’t some of them marry one?
Would they be in the vein of “Yo momma” jokes?
How long has it been since those were popular?
Would yo momma remember how long it’s been?
Are you implying my momma is losing her mind?
Did she ever have one to begin with?
What kind of a question is that?
What are you insinuating?
Care to take this outside?
I dunno, what’s the weather like?
Does it matter?