Would it be a bad idea for me to share with my spouse that I’m going to be practicing haphazard thinking for the sake of this thread?
Would it be a surprise?
For the spouse or for us?
Are we keeping score?
Has anyone achieved 15 points yet?
Why 15?
You are aware that 15 is the number that follows 14, are you not?
What if you’re playing tennis?
How does one earn a point here?
How should I know?
Would it really be a good idea to let people earn points here . . . ?
If not, then who cares if anybody’s got 15 of them?
Would you accept three points for that excellent question?
Shouldn’t one point be an adequate reward for that question?
Uh, guys . . . if you’re going to award points, aren’t you going to need someone to go back through the thread and evaluate every question that’s already been posted?
Would anyone like to see the tally sheet I’ve been keeping all along?
Since it presumably wouldn’t be a question, how would you show it to us?
Isn’t it obvious I would do so in the form of questions?
Would you think me argumentative if I express doubt that that’s a workable format for a tally sheet?
Would you be interested to learn that you’ve accumulated 22 points on the tally sheet so far?