In the context of an interview:
“Tell me about a time you encountered failure.”
“What do you consider your biggest fault?”
“What are the voices telling you to do?”
You’re 33 and not married yet? Why not?
Explain to me why you remembered your Ex GF Birthday but cannot remember our anniversary?
You spent how much on the Car/Motorcycle?
You lost how much in Vegas?
Does this look infected to you?
So tell me, how much you make a year?
You did back up the server didn’t you? DIDN’T YOU?!!! :smack:
“Why aren’t you full-time yet?”
:mad:
“How come you’re not married?”
“Don’t you want any kids? Why not?”
“Why don’t you just sell it on eBay?”
(The first one is the only one that actually enrages me.)
I get that one all the time. :rolleyes:
Mine would have to be: Why’s it bent?
“Why are you known as the Munge King?”
The one that got me was:
“When’s the baby due?”
Hold on . . . didn’t you say you were married?
:: sniff ::
“Was that you or the dog?”
When did you lose your virginity?
When are you two going to have kids? :eek:
They teach that one in Interviews 1. The correct answer is “Sometimes I’m just too driven - I can’t settle for just quality work, I feel it has to be prefect.”
I meant perfect
:smack:
“So, what’cha reading?”
Hey Girl! Put on a little weight didn’t ya?
(No I did NOT ever say that! I’m still alive.) 
What’s that spot on your face?
Hot enough for ya ?
Who ya gonna call ?
Where’s the beef ?
You ever talk to that nice girl you used to date ?
What are those pills for ?
(Why the hell do I have to explain my physical failings to you ?? Maybe the meds I’m on are my business ! Bugger off !)
“Are you really interested in me, or are you just trying to get laid?”
Seriously, I was asked this question at lunchtime today. And I didn’t answer it.
For you guys, though, the answer was “Hell no, and absolutely not.”
I have no interest in drunken sluts.
[sub]For the record, the entire “coversation” leading up to that question involved me accidentally bumping into the overly-made-up-miniskirt-wearing thing and offering a one word apology.[/sub]