12 points.
Evidently its 5 points for being an Atheist.
Its 4 points for having opinions about badly made movies/TV.
Its 2 points for gaming.
Also, 1 point for not blindly following whatever crap is on TMZ/Extra today.
Maybe they can throw in an extra one if I use their cheesy sound effect Wretch-Stra!!!
They hide them under the leaves they wear as skirts/kilts.
I blame getting into too many Peter Jackson / Tolkien purity debates on various Lord of the Rings boards for my disproportionate score. Wake up, sheeple!
–You checked off 30 out of 72 on this list!
–You are: A Bit Scruffy! You’re a just little geeky, but that’s okay with you. You know how to have a good time without taking yourself or your beliefs too seriously. You’re all about getting out there and having a good time!
Just 1 point.
Would have been 2, but I don’t consider religion ‘fairy tails’ – just horses of another colour, I suppose. 
Dangerously close to My Little Pony territory, there, missy…
I got a 15, one of those points was for actually having a beard.
35/72. “A bit scruffy.”
My 8" long neckbeard would like to argue, but since I couldn’t check off the more egregious hallmarks of beardy-ness, I guess it’s approximately accurate.
ETA: More to the point, may of the items I didn’t check off are IMHO for the more youthful beardies. I’m decrepit, so I wouldn’t (for instance) post jack-shit on /b/ (or 4chan in general). Much too immature. (This is the “old hipster” variant on “too mainstream”.)
Also a 15 and this clean shaven
However I relate more to the answer given at “a little scruffy”.
I enjoy my geeky things, but I’m not crazy about it and don’t understand how people are.
OK, I do have a beard half way down my chest but I’ve had it since before those hipsters were born. They’ve only just caught up to me. I can’t report a score because I wasn’t hip enough to get past the hat questions.
9
But some of those are perfectly cromulent beefs. Seriously? Effect vs Affect, to vs too. Also, if you’re not going to stay close to the source material, why not call your crappy movie something else?
Some battles need fighting.
7, clean shaven. Cool.
Even checking 9 I still got the “clean shaven” diagnoses.
I did shave for about 2 weeks.
In 1981.
Otherwise, first muttonchop sideburns in college, full beard (not on neck) thereafter.
It happened to appear first in a libertarian pamphlet, actually. It was its title.
The last horse on my pop culture radar was Mr Ed.
16/72. Clean-shaven, though I’m wondering if I’m dancing near the borderline.
But don’t worry, it’ll make you 20% cooler.